NFL Kickoff Picks

Posted: September 8, 2011 by Keith Stone in 2011 NFL Picks, football, NFL

This year, Rodave, Rory, Dinner Party Animal, Phanatic, and I will be picking every NFL game in an epic battle for bragging rights and superiority. Will Phanatic pull out the victory, or prove once and for all that chicks from Philadelphia have the mental capacity of a high-functioning orangutan? How about Rory? Jason Kidd doesn’t play football, son. Can Dinner Party Animal save the NFC West from another pathetic season? Actually, Rodave will probably win because he’s Indian and smarter than us. Or how about the Stoner himself, leveraging a picks victory into scoring one of the Jets’ slutty Flight Crew chicks?

So much is on the line! Kickoff is only a few hours away. Here are tonight’s picks followed tomorrow by the rest of WEEK 1.

SAINTS AT PACKERS (-4.5)
Stone: Packers

Rodave: Packers

Rory: Saints

DP Animal: Saints

Phanatic: Packers

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