If you were just released from jail, what would be the first thing you do? Get a nice meal? Spend time with friends and family? Fuck some thick bitches? Roosevelt Rose did none of these things. Fresh off a prison sentence for cocaine possession, the career criminal with 43 convictions immediately went out, punched some guy, and stole his cell phone. When he was arrested, Rose announced, “I just beat a drug charge.” It’s a interesting way to celebrate, but with a name like Roosevelt Rose could you really ever be anything but a career criminal? OK, maybe a pastor like Jesse Jackson or something. I wonder if he puts “criminal” on his tax forms and his resume. I’d love to see him at a job interview. “Yeah, for the last six years I’ve been a criminal but I’m looking forward to joining the team at Best Buy.” Just doesn’t sound right. Roosevelt Rose, you just go on committing crimes, buddy. Just stay away from me.
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