What Mom Always Wanted

Posted: December 27, 2011 by Keith Stone in Happy Holidays, pie

I was driving to my aunt’s house on Christmas Eve when a sweet sounding commercial came on the radio. A little ‘Tis the Season played in the background while a nice lady talked about cosmetic surgery. Hey, I guess some people might want a facelift for Christmas. However, a few seconds later the spot became a bit more specific. It was for vaginal rejuvenation surgery, which is apparently a great present for the loved one in your life.

I wonder how you go about giving that present. Do you have a card with a little coupon in it, like something you would do for a back massage or picking up the kids for a week or something? Or do you just tell them in person? “Hey Honey, you know that pussy lift you’ve wanted to get? Well, Santa Stone is making your wish come true!” I didn’t realize that vaginal rejuvenation was so popular. Look ladies, if you’re going to spend thousands of dollars on plastic surgery, spend it on your face or your tits. No guy wants to look at your box no matter how beautiful it is unless it dispenses beer or has the game on. Be happy with your vaginas, women of America!

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