Rainman Suite

Let’s say you and your girl get into an argument. Maybe you go out with your buddies to blow off some steam. Maybe you tell her friends she’s a slut. Maybe you throw away all the clothes she left at your place. This genius went a little beyond that. He tried to run her over in his pickup truck. Luckily, she ran into a gas station convenience store and found refuge. But wait, there’s more! Our protagonist calmly managed to steal a car at a pump. However, his getaway didn’t go so well. Chicks, man.