Rainman Suite

You know it’s getting close to the Olympics when you start seeing commercials for athletes in random sports like swimming and gymnastics, but what does Michael Phelps have to do with shampoo? There’s no way that the last two things Mike Phelps is thinking before he steps out to the pool are what songs are on his MP3 player and whether or not he has any dandruff. For sure, all he wants to know is if whatever stripper he’s dating has good weed to smoke after the race. Can you even to listen to music while you’re swimming? Did Apple make Michael Phelps a waterproof iPod? You would think that he’d be focusing more on his opponents or instructions his coach gave him. Is anyone really looking at your hair when you’re wearing a gold medal?