In a groundbreaking study done by the geniuses at the Journal of Sexual Medicine, it has been proven that penis size does matter to females in bed. Stuart Brody, a psychologist from the University of the West of Scotland, painstakingly interviewed 323 women over countless hours to come to the conclusion. Of course, he could have watched a single episode of Sex & the City to come to the same conclusion but at least he was thorough. Speaking of coming to conclusions, the research luckily shows that penis size only matters to some types of orgasms. Good news for you little guys out there, and who knew there were so many types of orgasms? You really do learn something new every day.
Brody later reported that the better orgasms “might be due at least in part to greater ability of a longer penis to stimulate the entire length of the vagina, and the cervix.” What a science maverick. It’s like Einstein, Newton, Edison, and Stuart Brody on the Mt. Rushmore of science. A bigger penis has the ability to stimulate a bigger area of the vagina. Maybe all this acclaim will be what finally helps Stuart Brody lose his own virginity. Keep up the good work over there in the West of Scotland, and feel free to use the MKS in any future clinical trials.
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