Posts Tagged ‘science’


There’s been a lot of talk recently about all the Adderall suspensions in the NFL, and whether they’re even for Adderall. However, there’s another performance enhancer that we should be taking a HARD look at. This week, Brandon Marshall discussed the fact that he’s heard that some football players take Viagra to gain an edge. Despite the fact that it sounds fucking hilarious, high-altitude climbers have found benefits in taking Viagra and Roger Clemens was rumored to have taken many a blue pill during his later career. Doctors are skeptical that it’ll have any impact on the gridiron, but players will do anything to get a leg up.

I’d like to see if Viagra would work in the NFL, so here’s my idea. The Jets are always looking to get attention. Let’s dose all their Gatorade with a little Viagra. Best case, they turn into a somewhat competent squad. Worse case, the entire team runs around with huge boners for 60 minutes and the Post sets a record for most papers sold. The ladies will love it. I don’t see what could go wrong unless Mark Sanchez runs into his lineman’s ass again. Then all bets are off. Speaking of bets…

Stone: Bears
I’m still holding my breath on a Giants-Bears Wild Card matchup.

Slumdeezy: Bears

DRK: Bears

Rory: Bears

DP Animal: Bears
The Seahawks have played an insanely difficult schedule so far. It gets a bit easier after this game, but it might be too late.

Phanatic: Bears
Going with the home-field major advantage in this one.

Stone: Packers
Not in Lambeau.

Slumdeezy: Vikings
Too wide a spread for this rivalry.

DRK: Packers

Rory: Vikings
Let’s give it up for those fantastic Wisconsinites! They sure have amazing taunts!

DP Animal: Packers
I have no idea what to think about this Packers team, but I do know they’re better than the Vikings.

Phanatic: Packers

Stone: Colts
The Horseshoe needs this one more.

Slumdeezy: Colts

DRK: Colts

Rory: Colts
I don’t believe in the Lions at all.

DP Animal: Colts
I get the whole “Chuckstrong” thing, but this Colts team is almost entirely a product of a soft schedule.

Phanatic: Colts
My most favorite team at the moment.

Stone: Dolphins
The Pats always struggle in Miami. I’m calling a shootout.

Slumdeezy: Patriots

DRK: Patriots

Rory: Patriots
I’m predicting a Patriots bloodbath. Bravery!

DP Animal: Patriots
It’s a lot of points to lay on the road, but I don’t see the Fins winning.

Phanatic: Patriots

Stone: Buccaneers
The Bucs aren’t going to be under-the-radar for much longer.

Slumdeezy: Buccaneers

DRK: Broncos

Rory: Buccaneers
Hang tough, gentle Bucs!

DP Animal: Buccaneers

Phanatic: Broncos

Stone: Giants
The Gmen will be ready for RG3 the second time around.

Slumdeezy: Giants

DRK: Redskins

Rory: Giants
I can’t get a handle on Giants games.  I might be worse at picking them than I am at picking Cardinals games.

DP Animal: Redskins

Phanatic: Giants
They’re on their typical end of season run and no one is going to stop them now.

Stone: 43-29 (Last week: 5-1)
Rory: 38-34 (3-3)
DP Animal: 38-34 (4-2)
Slumdeezy: 38-34 (4-2)
Phanatic: 35-37 (3-3)
DRK: 33-39 (3-3)

Last week’s picks

Report: Ladies Like Big Penis Size; Also, Sky Is Blue

Posted: November 13, 2012 by Keith Stone in news
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In a groundbreaking study done by the geniuses at the Journal of Sexual Medicine, it has been proven that penis size does matter to females in bed. Stuart Brody, a psychologist from the University of the West of Scotland, painstakingly interviewed 323 women over countless hours to come to the conclusion. Of course, he could have watched a single episode of Sex & the City to come to the same conclusion but at least he was thorough. Speaking of coming to conclusions, the research luckily shows that penis size only matters to some types of orgasms. Good news for you little guys out there, and who knew there were so many types of orgasms? You really do learn something new every day.

Brody later reported that the better orgasms “might be due at least in part to greater ability of a longer penis to stimulate the entire length of the vagina, and the cervix.” What a science maverick. It’s like Einstein, Newton, Edison, and Stuart Brody on the Mt. Rushmore of science. A bigger penis has the ability to stimulate a bigger area of the vagina. Maybe all this acclaim will be what finally helps Stuart Brody lose his own virginity. Keep up the good work over there in the West of Scotland, and feel free to use the MKS in any future clinical trials.

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