Archive for the ‘Australia’ Category

Look At the Bombs On This One

Posted: August 18, 2011 by Keith Stone in Australia, bOObs, da bomb

Madeleine Pulver was studying for exams during her last year of high school in Sydney, Australia when a masked man entered her house and placed a bomb necklace on her. Terrifying, right? Luckily the bomb was revealed to be a fake and a suspect was apprehended in Kentucky (because who doesn’t commute between Australia and Kentucky?) so we can admire the real hero of the story: Madeleine Pulver and her amazing bombs.

BOOM. Girl must be eating some quality shrimp on the barbie. If the masked dude tried to put a bomb vest on her, there’s no way it would have fit. I’m just glad the bomb squad didn’t try to disable those bad boys. I’m not trying to make light of her ordeal but seriously, try to read the Post article without looking at her boobs. It’s impossible. Couldn’t do it for a million bucks. It took me about 20 minutes to read the entire thing. My eyes just kept drifting back to those puppies. Leave it to the Post to choose a picture for a serious article with the chick’s massive tits hanging out. I guess that’s why people still read it.

World’s Highest Basketball Shot

Posted: June 8, 2011 by Keith Stone in Australia, basketball, records

Some Australian dude hit a shot from on top of a light tower to a hoop over 200 feet below on a cricket field. It’s pretty insane although he didn’t really need to throw the ball that hard. Also, I’m not sure why exactly our hero needed so many people helping him out. I wonder how far down a professional shooter like Dirk Nowitzki could hit a shot? Dirk could probably hit a shot from the top of whatever the tallest building in Germany is. If the whole championship thing doesn’t work out for him, at least he could spend the summer working on that.