I didn’t know who Lauren Pope was before I saw her at the Twilight premiere. Now all I want to do is kiss her ring. Send up the white smoke. I think I’m in love. According to my extensive research (Wikipedia), Lauren is a model, DJ, producer, and entrepreneur. In other words, she gets paid for doing nothing because she’s hot. Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
Brad Richards gets the Broadway Hat for this one. After he started dating his new girlfriend, Olivia Munn, the Rangers ripped off a seven-game winning streak to move to the top of the Atlantic Division. As we learned with Kate Hudson in 2009, having the right girl can help propel a team to Championship levels. Olivia appears to be a good luck charm of sorts. After dating/banging Brett Ratner, the director became became famous with huge hits in Rush Hour, Rush Hour 2, and, wait for it, Rush Hour 3. When he trashed her last week for revealing that he has a tiny dick, he promptly came under fire for making homophobic comments and resigned from directing the Oscars. Coincidence? I think not! Let’s just hope Brad is a little more well-endowed and keeps her around. Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
You do not want to mess with Kelly Kelly. If you do, you may end up with your head in between her legs. The WWF stunner (as in hot, not Stone Cold) just lost her Title but is this month’s Maxim cover girl, so that’s not too bad. Kelly is a real-life barbie—her actual name is Barbie Blank, which may be a better ring name than Kelly Kelly. It may be hard to notice but Kelly has a killer smile (for reals!). She also likes taking her clothes off. In fact, her first storyline involved her being an exhibitionist. Much better than the time Goldust had Tourette’s Syndrome. Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
You could say all you want about Heidi Klum or Adriana Lima, but nobody killed it at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show the other night like Izabel Goulart did. The Brazilian stunner is almost too much for words. Look how sexy that rib cage is. All I know is her picture should be kept away from impressionable 14-year-old girls. Plus if you ever got caught in a rainstorm with Izabel, you know you’d never get wet. Who else could handle three umbrellas like that? Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
Ashley Greene is in one of those movies about zombies or wizards or something. I don’t know, but she has cast a spell on me. I don’t really go much for brunettes, but I’d make an exception for Ash. According to her Wikipedia page (which is 100% true), she moved to L.A. to be a model and then realized she was too short. You have to love somebody for following her dreams even without doing any prior research. It also appears that she was also caught in a scandal when naked pictures of her were leaked onto the Internet. These teen stars grow up so fast nowadays. Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
I was watching Clueless last week and I was struck by how attractive Alicia Silverstone was. These are the things you don’t notice as a 10-year-old kid. She has the girl next door look but you can tell she has a bad side. It’s in her smile. Why else would she date her stepbrother, Paul Rudd? As if. Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
I don’t know anything except Petra Ecclestone except I saw some pictures of her partying with Paris Hilton the other day and she is hot as fuck. Apparently, her dad is also a billionaire. So in case you’re keeping track at home, this chick likes to party, has tons of cash, and belongs on the cover of the SI swimsuit issue. Check please. Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
The Queen of Cinemax, Shannon Tweed, married KISS rocker Gene Simmons over the weekend after a 58-year engagement. What better way to celebrate than to stare at her half-naked body? Shannon starred in movies such as The Naked Truth, Night Eyes 2, Night Eyes 3, and Body Chemistry 4. There was nothing better as an nine-year-old kid than to watch one of her softcore erotic thrillers late at night. The trick was to have the remote close by to change to a little Snick in case Mom and Dad were around. Although Shannon is 54, she still has it going on. Plus, she can tell us what the 80’s were like. Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
One of my ladies made me watch Gossip Girl the other night. It was painful but Leighton Meester softened the blow. Her character is engaged to a prince from Monaco whose mother was dominating their wedding plans and putting a strain on their relationship. But wait there’s more! She’s still in love with the guy who played the Other Tucker in John Tucker Must Die. Yeah. I liked her better on Entourage. Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
As I mentioned earlier, I was an extra on Pan Am. On top of the free food, the best part about it was to see Christina Ricci in the flesh. I’ve never been a big fan of her alien face but she has got a serious body. She’s really skinny, like anorexic skinny. I loved it. On the downside, she talked like a baby half the time. That was when she wasn’t cursing like a motherfucking sailor. RED FLAG! At least she was wearing a skin-tight dress. I almost crashed into her while the cameras were rolling. It would’ve made for one hell of a blooper reel. Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
Rainman Suite 