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Evan Rachel Wood: Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum

Posted: September 23, 2011 by Keith Stone in dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum, Evan Rachel Wood
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Evan Rachel Wood talked about her bisexuality in this month’s issue of GQ, which automatically qualifies her for this honor. She’s famous for dating Marilyn Manson and wearing lingerie. She also starred in the movie Thirteen as a sex-crazed, drug-addicted teen. I think one of her lines in the movie was something like, “Hey, let’s get our tongues pierced and hook up with older guys.” All-in-all, I’d have to say that her parents are the unanimous winners of the Rainman Suite Parents of the Millennium Award. Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!

Miss Colombia Catalina Robayo: Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum

Posted: September 16, 2011 by Keith Stone in Catalina Robayo, dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum
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It’s an absolute tragedy that Catalina Robayo didn’t win the Miss Universe Pageant this week. My girl, Miss Colombia, doesn’t like to wear panties and I admire her bravery and forward thinking. Nothing says class and elegance like going commando. Who needs panties anyway? Miss Universe is all about being a role model for younger girls and I see no better role model than Catalina. I have no doubt that Miss Angola slept with Donald Trump. Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!

NFL Cheerleaders: Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum

Posted: September 9, 2011 by Keith Stone in cheerleaders, dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum, football, NFL
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Nothing is better than football cheerleaders. Except maybe, maybe basketball cheerleaders. These girls embody everything that is great about the game: class, intensity, rocking abs. Plus, they give Bengals fans something else to do during the game than wonder where their life went terrible wrong. To think, we have 16 more weeks of this. Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!

Lana Del Rey: Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum

Posted: September 7, 2011 by Keith Stone in dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum, Lana Del Rey
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Lana Del Rey is an up-and-coming singer with lips like Angelina Jolie and a voice like Amy Winehouse (let’s hope she stays away from the bad stuff). She used to go by the name Lizzy Grant until recently but hey, why not mix it up a bit? It worked for Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Lana’s got talent and she’s got moxie. I think she’s going to hit it big. But most of all, she’s got those lips. Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!

Paula Walnuts: Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum

Posted: August 26, 2011 by Keith Stone in Challenge Week, dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum, Paula Walnuts, The Challenge
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Who else? Paula Walnuts shocked the world by winning The Challenge: Rivals with her partner Evelyn. After losing in seven previous seasons of the show, she avoided becoming the greatest loser in Challenge history. Paula had a history of making it far, then getting blindsided by the people she aligned with. It’s like thinking you’re going out with the cool kids, only to get uninvited when there’s not enough room in the car. Well Paula, you’re finally a cool kid. I hope you let Laurel know about it. Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!

Cara Maria: Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum

Posted: August 24, 2011 by Keith Stone in Cara Maria, Challenge Week, dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum, The Challenge
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Cara Maria Sorbello has two loves in life: her horse and her boyfriend, Abram. She’s a bit of a flake but she’s managed to make it to the Finals of Rivals. She’s actually quite hot but she’s one of the few chicks on the show that doesn’t get consistently blasted and starts taking her clothes off and start hooking up. It’s a shame. She’s got a great bod. She also likes to dress in leather and use her whip on anyone who’s been naughty. Better watch your back, Wes. Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!

Jenn With 2 N’s: Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum

Posted: August 23, 2011 by Keith Stone in Challenge Week, dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum, Jenn with 2 n's, The Challenge
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Jenn with 2 n’s, or Jenn Grijalva if you’re not cool like me, is what every other girl on The Challenge should aspire to be. She’s athletically competitive, will hook up with any guy or girl on a whim, and isn’t afraid to get into a fight at the drop of a hat after a night of drinking. Plus, great fake tits. She should be on the show every season. You never know what’s she’s going to do and that’s what makes it so damn exciting. I simultaneously want to hook up with her and have her punch me in the face, all while we’re dangling 30 feet over a lake. Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!

Evelyn Smith: Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum

Posted: August 22, 2011 by Keith Stone in Challenge Week, dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum, Evelyn Smith, The Challenge
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Evelyn likes to keep it under the Challenge radar, but she’s got a wild side that comes out when you least expect it. The girl can’t help it that she’s too focused on winning to get drunk and hook up. Plus, she already made out with half the chicks on the show already. Ev is one of the fiercest competitors, as evidenced this season by her virtuoso performance. She got Paula Walnuts into the Finals and if she can get Paula to the winner’s circle, in my eyes that makes her the greatest female in Challenge history. And the whole liking girls thing helps. Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!

Shauna Sand: Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum

Posted: August 22, 2011 by Keith Stone in dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum, Shauna Sand
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Shauna Sand is most well-known for being formerly married to Lorenzo Lamas and dressing like a stripper, both of which are awesome. Little does anyone know, but Shauna was actually killed in a car accident in 1997 and put back together using massive amount of silicone and lucite. Technology is wonderful. Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!

Odette Yustman: Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum

Posted: August 12, 2011 by Keith Stone in dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum, Odette Yustman
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I was watching Cloverfield the other day. Fucking scary movie. You can bet if that monster ever hit New York, I’d be outta here faster than Javy Vazquez. Of course, the hero of the movie goes from Soho all the way uptown to rescue a girl. But it’s not any girl. It’s Odette Yustman. That brings up a conundrum. Would you risk your life with a terrifying monster in order to save the hottest chick around and get ass for the rest of eternity? That’s a tough one, but Odette would at least make me consider it. She and I were also born seven days apart so if I ever bump into her at the exclusive clubs I go to, I’ll have a great opening line. Or maybe not. Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!

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