Archive for the ‘Kim Jong-Il’ Category

OK, so they’re actually crying about the death of their Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il. I’m not sure if his death will ultimately be a good thing or a bad thing, but 2011 for sure has to be known as the year that some of the worst people on the planet met their end. Life in North Korea must be pretty horrible, almost as bad as an airport right before the holidays. Here’s a profile on what the country is like from the New Yorker a few years back. The craziest part is when Kim Jong-Il kidnapped a movie director so he could make movies in North Korea. That is not the type of person I’d want running my country. He was one hell of a golfer, though. 11 holes-in-one!

Whatcha Looking At?

Posted: October 12, 2011 by Keith Stone in Kim Jong-Il, North Korea, ridiculous

Being Supreme Leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea is hard work. It’s not all dispatching airplanes to China to pick up McDonald’s and watching vintage Swedish porn. The reason that North Korea is one of the best countries to live in is that Kim Jong-Il singlehandedly inspects all means of production, you name it. Giant cucumbers? Check. Umbrellas? No question. Weapons-grade biochemicals? All in day’s work. His exploits are chronicled at Kim Jong-Il Looking At Things. If only Obama took his job as seriously.