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Looks like Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler broke up. It’s so sad. I thought they were going to be together forever. Apparently, Cutler wanted Kristin to move to Chicago to be with him, but she wanted to focus more on her “career,” which involves throwing drinks in peoples’ faces and strutting around in bikinis. Works for me. Holla at me, Kristin. I may not be able to throw a football 50 yards but at least I don’t look like a douchey trust-fund baby who has something shoved up his ass. Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!