Archive for the ‘Twitter’ Category

I don’t even know who this shirt insults more. Are the people of Akron supposed to be pumped that LeBron is using the Heat logo? And why would Heat fans want to be associated with Akron? Akron and the Miami Heat are perhaps the two most unrelated entities in the universe. It’s like ice cream and pickles. Or LeBron and clutch play. Oh, snap. Seriously, though, what’s the point of the shirt and then posting the picture on Twitter? I honestly feel like LeBron isn’t intentionally trying to hurt anyone’s feelings but I would still be pissed about it if I was from Northeast Ohio. If you break up with your girlfriend and she still invites you to her birthday party because she wants to be cordial, you don’t bring your new supermodel girlfriend. LeBron is such a dolt.

>Charlie Sheen Tweet of the Day RIP 3/1/11-3/14/11

Posted: March 15, 2011 by Keith Stone in Chaz Sheen, Twitter


Charlie didn’t tweet today. I’m a little worried. Somebody should go up to the Sober Valley Lodge to check on him. Or he might just be having an orgy with the goddesses. I’ve been in the Suite contemplating my existence on this very sad day. I feel like I can’t go on without a Charlie Sheen tweet. Then again, Charlie wouldn’t tolerate anything but winning. We all have to be strong together, but unfortunately all great things must come to an end. The Charlie Sheen Tweet of the Day is going the way of Crystal Pepsi and Blockbuster Video. I’m going to miss it.

>Charlie Sheen Tweet of the Day 3/11/11

Posted: March 12, 2011 by Keith Stone in Chaz Sheen, Twitter


Nice to see Charlie is thinking about the tragedy in Japan.

Curveball; Warlock edict; pain & devastation in Japan demands us all to dig deep & LOVE THEM VIOLENTLY Dogspeed my cadres of the Far East! c

>Charlie Sheen Tweet of the Day 3/10/11

Posted: March 11, 2011 by Keith Stone in Chaz Sheen, Twitter


You know who’s crazier than Charlie Sheen? The guy who was arrested for stalking Charlie Sheen. Contrary to initial reports, it wasn’t me.

#fastball; the LAPD were AWESOME. Absolute pros! they can protect and serve this Warlock anytime!!! c

>Charlie Sheen Tweet of the Day 3/9/11

Posted: March 10, 2011 by Keith Stone in Chaz Sheen, Twitter


Does anybody watch Sheen’s Corner? It needs more porn stars.

Fastball; Thank you all for tuning in on an historic and victorious evening..! We did in fact, “Build the Perfect Torpedo.” c

>Charlie Sheen Tweet of the Day 3/8/11

Posted: March 9, 2011 by Keith Stone in Chaz Sheen, Twitter


In a related story, Rick Vaughn was traded to the Yankees today. Why? Duh, winning. He vetoed a trade to Pittsburgh.

#Fastball; The Warlock is hungry. Hungry for corporate flesh. Live tonite – 7p PST. “Building the perfect torpedo” my manifesto @ustream ybw

>Charlie Sheen Tweet of the Day 3/7/11

Posted: March 8, 2011 by Keith Stone in Chaz Sheen, Twitter


This one’s a doozy. And also why he’s the man.

Done! Wrote it in my sleep! RT @amanduhmarshall @Charliesheen write the update! #tigerblood not in the index!

>Trivia Time: 3/7/11 Edition

Posted: March 8, 2011 by Keith Stone in trivia, Twitter


It’s time to see if you’re smarter than the MKS. Ready? Go.

Who currently has the most Twitter followers?

Answer: Lady Gaga

>Charlie Sheen Tweet of the Day 3/4/11

Posted: March 5, 2011 by Keith Stone in Chaz Sheen, Twitter


Earn yourself, kids.

this just in…. another cosmic fastball from theMind of your fav Warlock; Earn Yourself. #EarnYourself

>Charlie Sheen Tweet of the Day 3/3/11

Posted: March 4, 2011 by Keith Stone in Chaz Sheen, Twitter


Didn’t realize Bree Olson was one of the goddesses. WINNING! And now, drum roll please…

the title of my book has finally been delivered thru vast and extensive Lunar channels. “Apocalypse Me” Warlock Latin for WINNING. c

I like the last “c” at the end. This kid is like the ’96 Bulls right now.