I hate to turn this into a fashion and style website, but it looks like Tom Brady had a rough offseason. He and Horseface made an appearance at the Met Gala and his hair is almost as bad as that pass to Welker in Indy. It looks like Ben Stiller jizzed directly in his hair. He’s dating a model and I’m sure they have stylists. Shouldn’t somebody have said, “Yo, Tom, you’re a little uneven with the hair gel?” But since Bieber ditched the Bieber haircut, I guess Tommy Boy needed a new ‘do. Let’s hope this one lasts until the regular season. And I’m sure Pats fans are thrilled with their QB going to one of the biggest parties of the year in New York.
Posts Tagged ‘fashion don’t’
Tom Brady Still Recovering From Super Bowl XLVI
Posted: May 10, 2012 by Keith Stone in football, NFLTags: BOSTON SUCKS, fashion don't, football, New England Patriots, NFL, Tom Brady
Not His Best Joint
Posted: May 8, 2012 by Keith Stone in basketball, NBATags: basketball, fashion don't, Knicks, NBA, NBA Playoffs, Spike Lee
What In the Name of Al Capone Is Big Ben Wearing?
Posted: January 12, 2012 by Keith Stone in NFLTags: Ben Roethlisberger, fashion don't, football, NFL, NFL Playoffs, Pittsburgh Steelers
After Sunday’s shocking playoff loss to the Broncos, Ben Roethlisberger showed up to his press conference dressed like a Dick Tracy character. As if he wasn’t douchey enough. Nothing says “I love raping drunk college girls” than a fly fedora. It’s a nice touch with the bloated face and unshaven beard. All that’s missing is a Human Breathalyzer T-shirt with an arrow pointing to his dick. You just lost a playoff game that you were a touchdown-favorite in, bro. Ditch the outfit. Or at least go with something a little more classy like the Eli Manning middle school photo day look.