>What a Dumbass

Posted: January 13, 2011 by Keith Stone in Uncategorized


“Sports reporter” Ines Sainz got famous over the summer when several members of the Jets and their staff sexually harassed her at training camp.  Despite the fact that her ass explodes out of every pair of pants she wears and she goes around asking players if she can measure their muscles, she wanted to be taken seriously and she did not appreciate the Jets’ actions and comments.  Now, Ines the Greek is picking the Jets to win the Super Bowl.  It looks like we have an early nominee for the Hypocrite of the Year Award.  First, she doesn’t want any attention.  The Jets are 8.5-point dogs on Sunday.  They haven’t won in 42 years.  And they sexually harassed her.  Picking them to win the Super Bowl—THAT WON’T GET YOU ANY ATTENTION!!!  Sainz goes on to say, “[The Jets] are like a star in the movies.”  This goes to show that if you treat a girl like dirt, she’ll fall in love with you.  I’m not saying she has to hate the Jets, but just don’t pick them to have their greatest moment in nearly a half-century.  Oh, that guy crashed into my car, he’s totally going to get that promotion at work!  Does anybody in the world care what Ines Sainz thinks?  Why is she making football predictions to begin with?  Stick to the futbol, honey.  And keep your feet away from Rex Ryan.

NY Daily News

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