On the heels of the creepy French IMF guy who sexually assaulted a maid at the Sofitel Hotel, New York Assemblyman Rory Lancman wants to force hotels to have a panic button in every room in case of a similar event. Ladies and gentlemen, Rory Lancman is an idiot.
Apparently, at least 10 other maids have been attacked in the US over the past three years. I attacked 10 chicks in the US over the past three weeks. How is a hotel more dangerous than a bar or any public area for that matter? Put a panic button in the bathroom at Joshua Tree instead. It’s inane to make hotels to spend money on garbage like this. What these maids need is pepper spray. That’ll stop any frogs from trying to lick them.
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