Do I Love Philadelphia?

Posted: June 29, 2011 by Keith Stone in baseball, BOSTON SUCKS, MLB, Philly sucks

It’s never easy when two teams you hate play each other. When the Heat and Celtics played in the playoffs, I was rooting for torn ACL’s. Now that’s it’s interleague time in baseball we get some crazy matchups. Yankees vs. Brewers? What is this? 1992? Nothing is more confusing to me than this Red Sox vs. Phillies series, though. One team has ugly and obnoxious fans that wear pink hats and the other team has ugly and obnoxious fans that are morbidly obese. It’s like asking me whether I want to spend the night with George Clooney or Matt Damon.

But the Sox are in our division so just for a few days, I’m gonna be a true Philadelphian. I’m gonna stuff my face with cheesesteaks, get into unruly fights, vomit on children, and hook up with the ugliest girls I can find. Britt and Garett Reid would be proud. LET’S GO PHILLIES BABY!

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