Rainman Suite

I had never heard of this movie until right now, but I’m adding it straight to my Qwikster queue. Back in the day, every horror movie had to revolve around a holiday. Halloween, Valentine’s Day, and Christmas were already taken so what scarier day of the year than your birthday? It’s an unusual movie to announce how many people are going to die in the trailer especially when it’s only six, but the axe in the birthday cake saved it all for me. I would not want to be one of the senior class snobs and have to deal with Mr. Black Gloves. Did you see the way he threw that guy’s scarf into the gears of the motorcycle? Fucking monster.