WEEK 12 Picks: Leftovers

Posted: November 27, 2011 by Keith Stone in 2011 NFL Picks, football, NFL

I went 3-10 last week. Frankly, I don’t deserve to write anything about making picks so here’s Rory:

So, now that I’m in first place, Keith wants me to do an introduction to the picks.  He said that I could write about the NBA.  But you know what this really is?  An invitation to jinx myself!  Clearly, he’s frightened of my amazing picking skills, and wants me to write something bragging about how smart I am.  But I won’t do it!  I’ll just congratulate Keith for doing so well up to now.  Don’t give up, Keith!  I’m sure you’ll be back on top soon!

BILLS AT JETS (-8.5)
Stone: Bills
I still think the Jets will win but this is a typical game in which they’d struggle.

Slumdeezy: Jets

Rory: Jets

DP Animal: Jets

Phanatic: Jets
I swore I was done picking the Bills.

BROWNS AT BENGALS (-7.5)
Stone: Bengals
The Browns are abysmal.

Slumdeezy: Bengals

Rory: Bengals

DP Animal: Bengals

Phanatic: Browns

TEXANS (-3.5) AT JAGUARS
Stone: Texans
Unless Matt Leinart was out partying all night.

Slumdeezy: Texans

Rory: Texans

DP Animal: Texans

Phanatic: Texans

PANTHERS (-2.5) AT COLTS
Stone: Panthers
I haven’t seen a tank like this since Tiananmen Square.

Slumdeezy: Colts

Rory: Panthers

DP Animal: Panthers

Phanatic: Panthers

BUCCANEERS AT TITANS (-3.5)
Stone: Titans
I can’t tell with either of these teams.

Slumdeezy: Titans

Rory: Buccaneers

DP Animal: Titans

Phanatic: Buccaneers

VIKINGS AT FALCONS (-9.5)
Stone: Falcons
RIP My fantasy team. Thanks for getting injured, Adrian.

Slumdeezy: Falcons

Rory: Falcons

DP Animal: Vikings

Phanatic: Falcons

BEARS AT RAIDERS (-3.5)
Stone: Raiders
Carson Palmer is starting to get the hang of it.

Slumdeezy: Raiders

Rory: Bears

DP Animal: Bears

Phanatic: Raiders

REDSKINS AT SEAHAWKS (-3.5)
Stone: Redskins
Take the points.

Slumdeezy: Redskins

Rory: Seahawks

DP Animal: Seahawks

Phanatic: Seahawks

PATRIOTS (-4.5) AT DREAM TEAM
Stone: Patriots
I hope DeSean Jackson gets his face bashed in.

Slumdeezy: Patriots

Rory: Patriots

DP Animal: Patriots

Phanatic: Dream Team
I have to!

BRONCOS AT CHARGERS (-6.5)
Stone: Broncos
I hear the Broncos have a fine young quarterback.

Slumdeezy: Chargers

Rory: Broncos

DP Animal: Chargers

Phanatic: Chargers
Home-field advantage.

STEELERS (-10.5) AT CHIEFS
Stone: Steelers
Who knows which Chiefs team will show up?

Slumdeezy: Steelers

Rory: Chiefs

DP Animal: Steelers

Phanatic: Steelers

GIANTS AT SAINTS (-6.5)
Stone: Giants
Always take the Giants with their backs against the wall.

Slumdeezy: Giants

Rory: Saints

DP Animal: Saints

Phanatic: Saints

*The Cardinals-Rams game had no line, presumably because these teams are so bad or injuries or something.

CURRENT RECORDS
Rory: 89-69 (Thanksgiving: 1-2)
Stone: 87-71 (2-1)
Slumdeezy: 86-72 (2-1)
DP Animal: 79-79 (3-0)
Phanatic: 76-82 (1-2)

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