It goes to show that even the world’s biggest terrorist masterminds are just like you and me: susceptible to the power of the pussy. As details are being revealed about the raid on Osama bin Laden’s compound and his years on the run before that, it appears that the big break in the case came not from global intelligence sources but from his own feuding wives. When wives #3 and #4 became increasingly upset over Osama’s affection towards #5, they most likely spread word where lover boy was hiding.
If Muslim women didn’t have to be covered head to toe, maybe one wife would have been enough for Osama. We already knew he loved porn. Guy just couldn’t get enough ass. Can you imagine traveling in the mountains with these broads? Going on a vacation with a chick is bad enough, but three must be insane. I can’t even imagine the complaints. “Osama, I got sand in my burka.” “Osama, I’m hungry. Can we stop for some goat?” “Osama, why don’t you ask that farmer for directions to Islamabad?” Now we know why the dude was so angry. Just remember, guys, women are the downfall of everything and if you’re ever planning on committing atrocities against humanity, it might not be a good idea to have five wives who are bound to get jealous of each other and snitch you out.
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