Archive for the ‘cars’ Category

Serious Question

Posted: December 18, 2011 by Keith Stone in cars, Paul Stender, ridiculous

Is Paul Stender the coolest guy of all-time? He’s an old ass farmer dude who put a fucking cruise missile on top of a 1967 Chevy Impala. Now he can get the beater up to 300 MPH. Plus check out his wife. I need to move down south. The cowboy boots do it for me.


Quick Advice

Posted: December 11, 2011 by Keith Stone in booze, cars

I don’t condone drunk driving, but if you’re going to toss a few back and try to make it home, do not crash into a mobile command unit at a drunk driving checkpoint. It’s generally frowned upon, especially if you’re driving a douchey sportscar. Even Matthew Barnaby wouldn’t do that.