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Trailer Park: Thanksgiving

Posted: November 26, 2011 by Keith Stone in Grindhouse, Thanksgiving, Trailer Park, videos

White meat. Dark meat. All will be carved.

When Eli Roth was young, he and his friend (the killer pilgrim) would joke around about the non-existent Thanksgiving horror movie that needed to be made on the heels of every other slasher film that took place on a holiday. That never happened but at we least we got the trailer for Thanksgiving out of it, which he directed as part of Grindhouse. This movie NEEDS to be made. I would see it like eight times for the trampoline scene alone. If the studios keep rolling out garbage like Jack and Jill, the least they can give us is Thanksgiving.

Trailer Park: Don’t

Posted: September 29, 2011 by Keith Stone in Don't, Grindhouse, Trailer Park, videos

This is not an actual movie trailer but fuck it. It’s getting close to October. Don’t was a fake trailer in Grindhouse and was written by Edgar Wright, the director of Shaun of the Dead. Simon Pegg is actually credited as “bearded cannibal.” Despite the fact that it’s trying to be campy, Don’t actually looks scarier than half the movies that come out today. Those 70’s movies just have a creepy vibe. Much better than all those silly PG-13 movies about ghosts or ridiculous horror porn movies that have the victims exploding with blood the moment they’re killed.