Archive for the ‘Justin Bieber’ Category

Oh, Biebers

Posted: July 29, 2011 by Keith Stone in Justin Bieber, ridiculous

Justin Bieber and his dad, Jeremy, who looks like a huge toolbag, recently did what all loving fathers and sons do: got matching tattoos. The Biebs crew tatted their rib cages with “Jesus” written in Hebrew because…well, they’re huge toolbags. How great is life if you’re Jeremy Bieber? If it wasn’t for your son, you’d probably be working at Wal-Mart and drinking Natty Lights all day. Now, all you have to worry about is drinking Natty Lights all day. He seems like the type of guy that would get an Affliction logo tattoo. One thing’s for sure, when I have a kid I’m teaching him how to sing.

Dlisted

>RIP Justin Bieber

Posted: February 23, 2011 by Keith Stone in death, Justin Bieber

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I saw this on YouTube. I have no interest in verifying that it’s fake so I’m going to have to assume that it’s from World’s Wildest Police Chases.

>What’s Trending?

Posted: February 15, 2011 by Keith Stone in Justin Bieber, Twitter

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It’s a slow news day, so I decided to check out Twitter and see what the cool kids were talking about in The Greatest City in the World. In another sign of the downfall of society, Justin Bieber’s recent Grammy loss to Esperanza Spalding was part of 4 of the top 8 trends. It was two days ago! PLAY WITH YOUR HELLO KITTY STICKERS ALREADY AND GET OVER IT! I know teenage girls are passionate but this is crazy. Maybe this is why I never had a girlfriend in middle school. I wish we could harness this energy and use it when the Knicks play the Celtics (as long as the Biebs doesn’t show up at the Garden.) Justin Bieber is more unstoppable than Denzel Washington and Chris Pine. As for now, we are left with gems like these:

@JDBieberSpark: RT this if you’re #proudofjustin NO MATTER WHAT. ❤
@DreamandBeliebe: JUSTIN WON !!! @justinbieber Your always a winner to us. 😉
@TechnoBieber: Esperanza Spalding, go make 3 albums, write a book, finish a tour, be in your own movie, all in one year and all at 16. Then hit me up.

I will now drink paint thinner.