Archive for the ‘Slobberknocker’ Category

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I got complaints from our Southern readers that we haven’t had any WCW wrestling videos. Well, we’re going to fix that in a big way. Reader Peter S. from Charlotte suggested this doozy. He writes, “Everyone knows that Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts and Sting used to love hanging out at gay leather bars, but in the days leading up to Halloween Havoc ’92, their sick games got even more intense.” Couldn’t have said it better myself. Take it away, JR.

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The Undertaker made his long-awaited return yesterday after being, um, poisoned by his brother, Kane. My favorite Undertaker match is a classic from Summerslam 1994: Undertaker vs. Undertaker. I’ll give you one guess who wins.

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The Rock came back to the WWF yesterday for the first time in 7 years and the most electrifying man in all of entertainment did not disappoint. He called out John Cena, laid the smacketh down on Michael Cole, and most importantly raised the People’s Eyebrow. He even got bleeped out several times. It was a welcome reminder of the good old days of Steve Austin and Mick Foley. Hopefully, today’s wrestlers will be forced to up their game. The Rock will be hosting WrestleMania XXVII and if yesterday’s performance is any indication it is going to be a must-see event.

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This is pure comedy gold. Hulk Hogan is moonlighting as Mr. America after recently being fired by Mr. McMahon. McMahon is obsessed with finding out the true identity of Mr. America and makes him submit to a lie detector test. Everyone knows that Mr. America always tells the truth, brother. The rest is history.