Posts Tagged ‘politics as usual’

Bill Clinton still has it. The former President and Baller-in-Chief was in Monte Carlo recently for a Nights in Monaco-themed fundraiser when a few ladies wanted to have their pictures taken. Being the diplomat that he is, Clinton graciously accepted. Little did he know (or let’s face it, he probably did) that these two lovelies are the porn stars Tasha Reign and Brooklyn Lee. In my exhaustive research into their backgrounds, I discovered absolutely nothing new but am absolutely exhausted. Now I know what the Secret Service goes through.

Check out Billy’s left hand sneaking down to Brooklyn’s ass. Somebody wanted a little Gowanus. We can assume that the trio exchanged tales deep into the night about dealings with Benjamin Netanyahu, Mr. Marcus, Yasir Arafat, Peter North, Boris Yeltzin, and Lexington Steele. Billy Zane was also reportedly at the party. Nobody took any pictures with him.

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Politics is weird. And creepy. And now I know lacks even the loosest attachment to anything like reality.

Nothing is more facetious than politics, as exemplified by Mitt Romney’s statement on Newt Gingrich dropping out of the race to become the Republican Presidential nominee. These guys were trashing each other for months and now they’re BFF’s? People can talk all the shit they want about reality TV but I’ve seen more realism on The Hills and Basketball Wives than in Romney’s statement. I’m glad Shep Smith called it like it is. Too many commentators would play along and take the statement at face value. Viewers follow their lead and that’s how we get nuts like the Tea Partiers. Politicians are people too. If they don’t have real thoughts and emotions, like it appears Romney lacks, then they shouldn’t be President.

 

I get it. Rick Santorum is super religious. He doesn’t think chicks should get abortions, much less be on the pill. If it was up to him, we’d probably all be going to church everyday. But for the life of me, I can’t figure out how Santorum is still Mitt Romney’s main competition, especially after ridiculous comments like his most recent pronouncement. Rick Santorum wants to ban porn.

Porn is great. Like anything that is awesome, people are going to abuse it. Doesn’t matter whether it’s coffee, cocaine, or shopping. I’m sure there are people out there that have become so addicted to porn that they are out of touch with reality and their lives are ruined. It doesn’t mean we need to ban a good thing because a few people can’t handle it. Ever hear of Prohibition? If President Santorum bans porn, things would be worse than Prohibition. There are legit health and lifestyle risks from consuming alcohol. What’s going to happen if you jack it 5-10 minutes a day? I’d even argue that porn has reduced premarital sex and pregnancies. A horny guy is way more likely get it in if he can’t watch Jenna Haze and Alexis Amore get it on to release a little pressure.

Ricky, baby, I’m not sure if you know this but the economy isn’t doing so hot. Millions of competent Americans workers are out of jobs. Ordinary people are struggling to pay for mortgages, healthcare, and college. There’s also the ongoing threat of terrorism and international conflicts in the Middle East and North Korea. As a voter, I’m a little more interested to know how you’re going to handle those situations.

While most of us aren’t perfect, there’s no reason to uphold a strict moral code in America when banks are still trying to bleed their customers dry and maniacs would stop at nothing to take out a nuclear plant or national landmark. This is why I don’t like politics. A clown who rambles on about religious nonsense is still somehow a viable candidate. Only in America (and Iran). Good luck with the rest of your “campaign,” Ricky. Word is Obama loves Asian porn. Until then, you’re a jabroni, brother.

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