No, it’s not the title of his latest flick. Ron Jeremy was recruited last year to help put Canadian porn star and cannibal Luka Rocco Magnotta behind bars. Magnotta, who at that point was only killing kittens in online videos and hadn’t moved up to eating humans, was to be recruited to LA by Jeremy under the pretense of starring along side the prolific actor in an upcoming movie. Once there, the organizers of the scheme which included twin Playmates the Barbi Twins (naturally) were going to turn Magnotta in. Jeremy eventually got cold feet about the plan and decided not to participate. It may have been a good idea since, ya know, Magnotta turned out to be a fucking cannibal.
This may be the weirdest story of the year. It’s so weird I wouldn’t even believe it as the plot of one of Ron Jeremy’s movies. I think we may be able to make it work, though. In our film, a hard working porn star (Ron Jeremy as himself) successfully convinces a Canadian jewel thief (animal killer would ruin the mood—I’m thinking Tori Black for the role) to come out to LA to fulfill her lifelong dream of becoming a porn star herself. However, instead of turning her in, he falls in love with the starlet, leading to an emotional 4-way with the Barbi twins and eventually her climactic (in more ways than one) gangbang with the police officers (Lexington Steele and Mr. Marcus) that take her away. There won’t be any cannibalism but body parts will be consumed. It would sweep the AVN Awards.
Rainman Suite 