ONTO THE PICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COLTS AT TITANS (-8.5)
Stone: Colts
Slumdeezy: Titans
Rory: Titans
I’m not feeling good about my picks this week. Fair warning.
DP Animal: Titans
Yes, Tennessee has been bad this year, but I can’t take Curtis Painter on the road, even with that many points.
Phanatic: Titans
JAGUARS AT TEXANS (-9.5)
Stone: Jaguars
It’s going to be closer than a lot of people think.
Slumdeezy: Texans
Rory: Jaguars
DP Animal: Texans
Phanatic: Jaguars
VIKINGS AT PANTHERS (-3.5)
Stone: Panthers
Slumdeezy: Panthers
Rory: Vikings
DP Animal: Panthers
I freely admit that I was 100% wrong on Cam Newton: he’s tremendously exciting to watch, and looks like he could really develop into a legitimate franchise QB.
Phanatic: Panthers
Matchup of the week: Ponder v. Newton.
SAINTS (-13.5) AT RAMS
Stone: Saints
Slumdeezy: Saints
Rory: Saints
I miss basketball.
DP Animal: Saints
Well, at least St. Louis has the Cardinals.
Phanatic: Saints
CARDINALS AT RAVENS (-12.5)
Stone: Ravens
This was an arbitrary pick made by one of my ladies.
Slumdeezy: Ravens
Rory: Cardinals
I feel like the Cardinals have fucked me more times than any other team in picks this season. Oh well.
DP Animal: Ravens
Phanatic: Cardinals
DOLPHINS AT GIANTS (-9.5)
Stone: Giants
Slumdeezy: Giants
Rory: Giants
I’m all in on the Giants this week. I’ve got Eli and the Giants defense on my fantasy team!
DP Animal: Giants
Phanatic: Dolphins
They’ll be in it at the end.
REDSKINS AT BILLS (-5.5)
Stone: Bills
The Bills finally win one in Toronto.
Slumdeezy: Bills
Rory: Bills
DP Animal: Bills
Phanatic: Redskins
Tough test for this up-and-coming Bills team.
PATRIOTS (-2.5) AT STEELERS
Stone: Patriots
The Steelers never beat the Pats.
Slumdeezy: Steelers
Rory: Patriots
DP Animal: Steelers
Still not sure how good either of these teams are, so I’ll take the points.
Phanatic: Patriots
BROWNS AT 49ERS (-8.5)
Stone: 49ers
Don’t let the record fool you. The Browns are bad.
Slumdeezy: 49ers
Rory: 49ers
DP Animal: 49ers
Last week’s Browns-Seahawks game shows in sports bars all over Hell.
Phanatic: 49ers
BENGALS (-2.5) AT SEAHAWKS
Stone: Seahawks
The home field still counts for something.
Slumdeezy: Bengals
Rory: Seahawks
DP Animal: Bengals
I’d take the Seahawks if I had confidence that Tarvaris was playing. This thought saddens me greatly.
Phanatic: Seahawks
COWBOYS AT DREAM TEAM (-3.5)
Stone: Dream Team
Did you watch Tony Romo’s wedding video?
Slumdeezy: Dream Team
Rory: Dream Team
Believe in your Dreams.
DP Animal: Cowboys
Phanatic: Dream Team
Stop saying Dream Team. I’ll kill you, Stone.
CHARGERS (-3.5) AT CHIEFS
Stone: Chargers
The Bolts need to recover from a bad loss last week.
Slumdeezy: Chargers
Rory: Chiefs
DP Animal: Chiefs
I’ll take the points at home.
Phanatic: Chargers
*The Lions-Broncos game had no line as of press time
CURRENT RECORDS
Stone: 62-39 (Last week: 7-6)
Rory: 54-47 (4-9)
Slumdeezy: 52-49 (8-5)
Phanatic: 50-51 (6-7)
DP Animal: 47-54 (7-6)
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