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Kristin Cavallari: Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum

Posted: July 27, 2011 by Keith Stone in dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum, Kristin Cavallari
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Looks like Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler broke up. It’s so sad. I thought they were going to be together forever. Apparently, Cutler wanted Kristin to move to Chicago to be with him, but she wanted to focus more on her “career,” which involves throwing drinks in peoples’ faces and strutting around in bikinis. Works for me. Holla at me, Kristin. I may not be able to throw a football 50 yards but at least I don’t look like a douchey trust-fund baby who has something shoved up his ass. Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!

Emmanuelle Chriqui: Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum

Posted: July 22, 2011 by Keith Stone in dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum, Emmanuelle Chriqui
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Emmanuelle Chriqui plays Sloan on Entourage and I don’t say this too often, but she’s really pretty. She looks great even when her clothes are on. What a smile. More importantly, what a bod. Girl doesn’t need tits to get the job done. Look at those abs. I want to wash my clothes on them. Why can’t my best friend be a movie star? Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!

Mila Kunis: Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum

Posted: July 20, 2011 by Keith Stone in dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum, Mila Kunis
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Mila Kunis seems like a cool chick. She plays a guy’s girl in Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Friends With Benefits, which comes out on Friday. Be careful, though, it’s a chick flick. I can smell it from a mile away. Oh look, her and Timberlake are playing video games, drinking beer, and having sex even though they’re best friends. Then boom, they’re in love. If they don’t have feelings for each other by the end of the movie, I will watch both Sex and the City movies. Knocked Up tricked me into thinking it wasn’t a chick flick and I’m not falling for it again this time. Despite the fact that Mila was married to Macaulay Culkin, she ate out Natalie Portman in Black Swan, so I consider it an even swap. She really is a guy’s girl. Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!

Clemence Poesy: Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum

Posted: July 14, 2011 by Keith Stone in Clemence Poesy, dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum
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Today is Bastille Day. To celebrate, let’s all look at pictures of a hot French lady. My French friend FrogLegs recommended Clemence Poesy. She’s tres smoking. FrogLegs says, “She’s not well famous (a small part in Harry Potter), but I had the chance to met her once. She’s very pretty, surely not a knockout beauty, but she had ‘something!’ If one day I direct a movie, she’s in it for sure!” Good call. And that “something” is one of the best attributes a chick can have. C’est magnifique. Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!

Coco: Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum

Posted: July 13, 2011 by Keith Stone in Coco, dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum
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If you looked up voluptuous in the dictionary, next to the definition you would see a picture of Coco’s ass. Actually, there wouldn’t even be a definition. There would just be a picture of Coco’s ass. It would be the best dictionary ever. Coco, or Nicole Austin as her proud parents call her, is best known as Ice-T’s lovely wife and plaything. Luckily, he has no qualms about sharing her ass and camel toe with the world. If I ever saw Coco’s ass in real life, I’m pretty sure I would pass out. That thing is thicker than the smog in Beijing. It’s thicker than both blood and water. It’s thicker than four Lara Flynn Boyles. Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!

Hope Solo: Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum

Posted: July 8, 2011 by Keith Stone in dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum, Hope Solo, soccer
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Normally I wouldn’t touch the Women’s World Cup with a 10-foot pole. Have they even had one since 1999? Then, I noticed on SportsCenter that the American goalie is pretty hot. That’s all you need to get me on board. The U.S. is playing Brazil on Sunday. Apparently, Brazil is good at soccer but if one person can stop them, it’s Hope Solo. Solo is 5’9″ and has got some nice muscles (for a girl). She’s also had some disciplinary problems with her coaches in the past. Gotta love the bad girls. She can touch my balls with her hands anytime. Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!


Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum

Posted: July 7, 2011 by Keith Stone in dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
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Every time I see a Transformers commercial, I get the feeling that Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is way too hot to be in movies. She’s way too hot to do anything. I can’t imagine her grocery shopping, riding a bike, or cooking. She should just stand in the middle of Times Square in a bikini and let people come by and stare. And by people, I mean me. She absolutely crushes every outfit she wears and destroys every bitch that stands in her way. Megan Fox who? Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!

All-American Girls: Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum Redux

Posted: July 4, 2011 by Keith Stone in dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum, U!S!A!
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Originally posted May 2,2011. It just seemed appropriate today.

I feel like the terrorists would hate this, so let’s make sure that they know what the greatest country in the world is again. Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!

Heidi Montag: Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum

Posted: June 21, 2011 by Keith Stone in dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum, Heidi Montag
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Heidi Montag made her grand re-entrance into society this week, after taking some time off to work out for 14 hours a day and get into shape for a pool party. At least, that’s what she said. Heidi was cute before but took a lot of heat after her multiple plastic surgeries. I, on the other hand, love it. We could all use some work. I just got a haircut. Heidi got butt implants. Same thing. Say what you want about Spencer Pratt — the kid has great taste. The important thing is that despite the fact that her face looks like a piece of interpretive art, she’s got huge tits. H for Heidi! Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!

Rose Byrne: Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum

Posted: June 9, 2011 by Keith Stone in dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum, Rose Byrne
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Rose Byrne may be one of the most naturally pretty chicks in Hollywood. As such, I want to do horrible things to her. She’s a great actress as well, mixing up drama on Damages with a little comedy in the movies. She was absolutely hilarious as Russell Brand’s slutty girlfriend in Get Him To the Greek. And hot. She was still hot. Plus, our girl Rosie is Australian. Gotta love the accent. G’day mate. How ’bout we put another shrimp on the barbie? Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!

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