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The Killing: Who the Fuck Killed Rosie Larsen?

Posted: June 20, 2011 by Keith Stone in The Killing, TV

The Killing was built around the murder of a teenager and subsequent investigation so it didn’t seem fair to pass judgment on it until the season was over and the case was closed. The episodes were interesting and realistic, if not a little slow, and the acting was good, but I was under the assumption that everything was leading to the reveal of the killer. Unfortunately in last night’s season finale, we were left with a cliffhanger as Councilman Richmond was arrested and looked very much like the perp. I have a few problems with this. Cliffhangers are fine on shows that have more to offer than just one plot point. THE ENTIRE PREMISE OF THE KILLING WAS TO FIND THE MURDERER!

There were no other reasons the show existed. I didn’t care about Linden’s wedding. I didn’t care about the Seattle mayoral election. I wanted to find out who killed Rosie Larsen. While never explicitly stated that his or her identity would be discovered this season, after 13 episodes of plodding detective work it seemed like a given. It was something I was interested in on a week-to-week basis. Now the show goes away for almost a year. I doubt I’m going to care too much about it in nine months. If it was coming back in three months, I might not mind.

It was a novel idea that each episode consisted of one day in the investigation but in the end, it didn’t serve the show well. It moved too slow and focused on too many sideplots such as Richmond’s campaign and Linden’s dysfunctional family. At first, I thought they may play some sort of role in the case but mainly it was just filler. I understand that this show was different in that it tried to humanize the characters but after a certain point I never wanted to see Linden’s cigarette-smoking son again. Including Rosie’s parents as main characters was a nice touch but after a few episodes they were kind of stale. How many ways can two grieving parents be portrayed?

The season could have been wrapped up nicely in eight episodes without the one-episode, one-day gimmick. There were entire episodes where nothing really happened including the one where Linden and Holder search for Linden’s son. I’m sure that’s how real murder investigations are, but the show didn’t need to be THAT realistic. I even liked the plot twist at the very end, where Holder appeared to be complicit with somebody who wanted to take Richmond down. Why couldn’t this arc be included in the first season? I’d much rather watch Linden investigate her former partner than a mosque for three episodes.

The reason people enjoy watching Law & Order is because you find out who the bad guy is in each episode. Worst case, you find out in a week or two. It’s not great TV, but it’s entertaining. The Killing appeared to be a superior version of that with a deeper storyline and better acting. I was willing to wait to find out who the murderer was in exchange for this, but The Killing wasn’t as smart as we thought it was. Its divergent plot points added up to nothing. It looks like the mystery of Rosie Larsen’s murder won’t be solved until next year. Will anyone be watching?

Mona Snooki

Posted: June 1, 2011 by Keith Stone in caption, Jersey Shore, Snooki, TV

Snooki was apparently in a car accident with her police escort in Italy. [insert caption here]

Repo Games is the best game show since Press Your Luck (no whammy, no whammy, no whammy). The Spike TV masterpiece features actual repo men coming to seize cars from owners that have fallen behind on their payments. Here’s the twist: instead of immediately towing the car, the repo man asks a series of five questions to the debtor. If they get three right, they get to keep their car with all the payments taken care of. If not, it’s bye bye to the wheels. Fortunately, our contestants aren’t the brightest crayons in the box, so we get gems like this:

Q: What is the City of Brotherly Love?
A: California

The only way it would be better is if that was filmed in Philly. So far it’s only Los Angeles and Dallas, but if production ever moves to the Fat Girl Capital of the World, I’m all in. The highlight of it all is seeing rednecks get pissed that their car is being taken away become ecstatic at the chance to win it back only to fail miserably in answering simple trivia questions. Then, we get angry rednecks threatening our repo men and chasing after the tow truck that’s leaving with their car. The only way it could get better was if Marc Summers hosted. I smell Emmy.

>Sports Show With Norm MacDonald

Posted: April 14, 2011 by Keith Stone in Norm MacDonald, TV

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Sports Show With Norm MacDonald on Comedy Central is basically Norm MacDonald doing Weekend Update but with only sports stories. In other words, it’s awesome. Norm is irreverent, hilarious, and tells it like it is. Dude cuts through the BS and isn’t afraid about breaking a few eggs, whether he’s making fun of Tiger Woods or Barry Bonds’s testicles. The show goes pretty quickly and is great for sports fans and non-sports fans alike. It’s a phenomenal recap of the lighter side of the week of sports. I like Norm because he’s mean but he’s only mean to the people that really deserve it. I never knew he was into sports but he knows his stuff. It definitely tops Sports Soup. If you’re a fan or just want to be, Sports Show is a must-see.

3 out of 4 shots

>This Is How Marv Albert Got His Start

Posted: March 12, 2011 by Keith Stone in media, train wreck, TV

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Ever want to see a train wreck? Deadspin has an amazing video of one. You feel so bad but you can’t help not laughing and watching to the end. I have no idea how the third kid kept a straight face. Enjoy!