Archive for the ‘Jersey Shore’ Category

Are You Kidding Me?

Posted: August 30, 2011 by Keith Stone in Curb Your Enthusiasm, Jersey Shore, MTV, TV

So after all the hype and buildup for the Situation/Ronnie fight and seeing Sitch get taken off a stretcher with all the girls crying, it turns out he banged his own head on the wall? I was expecting a Ronnie one shot, not dancing with the guidos. I seriously thought Ronnie was going to snap the Situation’s neck in half. I hate Sammi Sweetheart and I hate Conservative Ronnie. I can’t believe that MTV actually split the “fight” into two episodes. Bastards.

On the other hand, Larry David knocked it out of the park on Sunday. One-armed man. Racist judge. Two-piece skis. This is the Summer of Larry David. First, he’s chilling with Woody Harrelson at Yanks-Sox and now he’s just dominating New York on Curb. This is like the third episode in a row that I said to myself, “There’s no way this season could get any funnier,” and then the next episode comes around and he proves me wrong. I also think the car periscope is a mighty fine invention.

Don’t Do It, Single Ronnie!

Posted: August 14, 2011 by Keith Stone in Jersey Shore, MTV, Single Ronnie, TV

It was a virtuoso performance by Single Ronnie on Jersey Shore. He was dancing like a maniac, falling over on the walk home, laughing like a jackal. It was everything you could ask for short of knocking a kid out with one shot. ONE SHOT, BRO! I was so proud of the progress he’s made, but we’ve seen this before in the first couple episodes of a season. At the club, Sammi Sweetheart told Ronnie that she misses him. As the episode ended, Ronnie resisted her overtures but went up to his bed to think about things and most likely have a nice cry. I don’t like where this is headed at all. This season has been promising but if Ronnie and Sammi Sweetheart get back together, it’s going to submarine everything. I need a full season of Single Ronnie dancing, laughing, hooking up with multiple girls at a time, and having crazy steroids-induced mood swings. After the last two seasons, we deserve it. He is an animal that needs to roam free and prey on hippopotamuses, not be chained up and yelled at for things he did three years ago. Stay away from my Single Ronnie, Sammi Sweetheart!

Trivia Time: Jersey Shore Edition

Posted: August 10, 2011 by Keith Stone in Jersey Shore, trivia

Jersey Shore is back and the crew is living it up in Florence, Italy this time around. Not much has changed. Ronnie still cries a lot, the Situation is still a lovable douchebag, and Vinny still has the biggest cock in the world. That bring us to our Question of the Week. Get it right and you get to smoosh Snooki. The answer, as always, is after the jump.

Which two Jersey Shore cast members are actually from New Jersey? (and a hint: it is not the duck phone)


“She wants my sausage, I’m gonna give it to her.”

The Jersey Shore Season 4 trailer was released and I see a lot of potential after the disappointment of Season 3. There seems to be a lot less Ronnie and Sammi and a lot more physical violence. It’s got everything I want. Snooki in a neck brace. DJ Pauly D hooking up with Deena. JWoww’s boobs. The highlight of it all is The Situation’s “fight” with Ronnie. One shot. MTV has a way of editing these things, though. It better not be a lot of Ronnie and Sammi crying the whole time with a sporadic hookup or fight sprinkled in. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy!

Mona Snooki

Posted: June 1, 2011 by Keith Stone in caption, Jersey Shore, Snooki, TV

Snooki was apparently in a car accident with her police escort in Italy. [insert caption here]