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Let’s see what’s going on at the Sober Valley Lodge.
Face it folks, you just feel better when you say it. #WINNING
Hmmmmm…..Let’s see…..WINNING! Actually feels pretty good. Charlie is following Rob Pattinson, Sylvester Stallone, Nicky Hilton, George Lopez, Fred Durst, Nick Swisher, Piers Morgan, and Minka Kelly. WINNING!
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I’ve been spending my time doing market research on the millions (AND MILLIONS!) of Suite readers out there. The thing I learned is you people love new segments, so here’s one for all y’all. In The Suite, we like winners and there’s no bigger winner out there than Charlie Sheen. He started a Twitter account today. It’s the greatest thing since Hot Shots Part Deux (bloodiest movie ever) so without further ado, here is the Charlie Sheen Tweet of the Day. BRING IT!
Just got invited to do the Nancy Grace show… I’d rather go on a long road trip with Chuck Lorre in a ’75 Pacer….
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@MagicJohnson: Congrats to @carmeloanthony and the NY Knicks. Get ready Big Apple…a championship is coming in a couple of years!
I appreciate Magic’s enthusiasm here but we haven’t won in 38 years. Try not to get our hopes up and jinx it. Coming from the guy that originally recommended Isiah Thomas to be Knicks President and hosted The Magic Hour, I really can’t take this as a good sign.
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It’s a slow news day, so I decided to check out Twitter and see what the cool kids were talking about in The Greatest City in the World. In another sign of the downfall of society, Justin Bieber’s recent Grammy loss to Esperanza Spalding was part of 4 of the top 8 trends. It was two days ago! PLAY WITH YOUR HELLO KITTY STICKERS ALREADY AND GET OVER IT! I know teenage girls are passionate but this is crazy. Maybe this is why I never had a girlfriend in middle school. I wish we could harness this energy and use it when the Knicks play the Celtics (as long as the Biebs doesn’t show up at the Garden.) Justin Bieber is more unstoppable than Denzel Washington and Chris Pine. As for now, we are left with gems like these:
@JDBieberSpark: RT this if you’re #proudofjustin NO MATTER WHAT. ❤
@DreamandBeliebe: JUSTIN WON !!! @justinbieber Your always a winner to us. 😉
@TechnoBieber: Esperanza Spalding, go make 3 albums, write a book, finish a tour, be in your own movie, all in one year and all at 16. Then hit me up.
I will now drink paint thinner.
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