This week at her concert in Guadalajara, Lady Gaga sang her new bilingual song Americano for the first time. The tune inlcudes references to “Jesus Cristo” and lyrics such as “Mis canciones son de la revolucion/Mi corazon late por mi generacion” o en ingles, “My songs are of the revolution/My heart beats for my generation.” Gaga says the song is about immigration law and gay marriage. Ladies and gentlemen, Lady Gaga is an idiot.
In honor of Osama bin Laden, this week’s Simpsons video has Homer going to hell after selling his soul to the devil (Ned Flanders, obviously) for a donut. His punishment is delicious.
Gary Weddle is a 50-year-old middle school science teacher in Washington, not a member of al-Qaeda. After the attack on the World Trade Center nearly 10 years ago, he was so wrapped up in the news that he forgot to shave. Weddle decided to let his beard grow until Osama bin Laden was caught. It took a little longer than he thought it would. To his credit, he kept his word despite pleas from his wife and family and on Sunday was finally able to shave his beard.
I gotta be honest. I’m a little jealous. That’s a nice beard. I always try and grow one but it comes in so patchy. Weddle deserves a ton of credit. Although the original idea may have been a bit misguided considering it actually made him look like a terrorist, you have to admire a guy that stuck to his word and never forgot what was important.
I feel like the terrorists would hate this, so let’s make sure that they know what the greatest country in the world is again. Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
So it’s probably pretty obvious right now to all the loyal Suiters that I wasn’t actually burned out on the Knicks, but in Pakistan undertaking a combat mission against Osama bin Laden. Contrary to reports, it was actually a solo operation. I even flew the helicopter. It’s classified so I really can’t talk about it. I’ve already said too much. Suffice it to say, I’m back, reinvigorated, and here to stay with all the snarky comments, chicks in thongs, and wrestling references that you can handle.
Rainman Suite 