CurlySue is on extended jury duty, most likely as a karmic result for embarrassing me in Times Square. In her honor, we celebrate with a clip from Ernest Goes To Jail, a movie that was robbed of a Oscar. The late, great Jim Varney never gets enough credit.
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Classic Video of the Week: Ernest Goes To Jury Duty
Posted: May 26, 2011 by Keith Stone in Ernest, videos0
Classic Video of the Week: Chicks Dig the Long Ball
Posted: May 18, 2011 by Keith Stone in chicks, commercials, Greg Maddux, Mets, Tom Glavine, videosThe Mets lost to the Florida Marlins 2-1 the other night when relief pitcher Burke Badenhop drove in the winning run in the 11th inning for his second career hit. Only the Mets find new and more embarrassing ways to lose. In their honor, we celebrate one of the best commercials of all-time.
Classic Video of the Week: Kanye West Hates White Presidents
Posted: May 10, 2011 by Keith Stone in Kanye West, Mike Myers, videosVariety is the spice of life, so now we’re just going to have a Classic Video of the Week. The hot chicks just aren’t into Simpsons quotes. The Mr. Plow theme song has never gotten me laid. This week’s video is one of the great live moments in TV history, right up there with Janet Jackson’s boob. At the benefit for Hurricane Katrina victims, Kanye West tells us what he really thinks about George W. Bush. Mike Myers is either appalled or doesn’t understand since he’s Canadian.
Simpsons Video of the Week: Homer Goes To Hell
Posted: May 5, 2011 by Keith Stone in Simpsons, U!S!A!, videos
In honor of Osama bin Laden, this week’s Simpsons video has Homer going to hell after selling his soul to the devil (Ned Flanders, obviously) for a donut. His punishment is delicious.
>Simpsons Video of the Week: Homer Eats God
Posted: April 19, 2011 by Keith Stone in religion, Simpsons, videos>
With Homer desperate for tickets to the big football game, he turns to God for help. Unfortunately, he ends up violating the Eleventh Commandment: “Thou shall not eat God.”
>Simpsons Video of the Week: Homer Goes To The Ballet
Posted: April 5, 2011 by Keith Stone in Homer, Simpsons, videos>
With the death of the Wrestling Video of the Week comes the birth of the Simpsons Video of the Week. Keith knows what you kids want and it’s Simpsons videos. Seriously, The Simpsons is one of the greatest TV shows of all-time, in the early years of course. You can watch any of the old episodes and they’re hilarious. Clever, too. Now, it’s a little too in-your-face. We’ll always have Homer in space, though. In this week’s clip, Marge gets tickets to the ballet. Homer agrees to go, thinking it’s the circus. It’s not. Can he make it through one whole day without disappointing Marge?
>Wrestling Video of the Week: McMahon-Helmsley Wedding
Posted: March 30, 2011 by Keith Stone in Slobberknocker, Triple H, videos>
All good things must come to an end. With Wrestlemania coming up this week, it seems like an appropriate time to end our wildly popular Wrestling Video of the Week segment. Our final video may be one of the wildest. Minutes away from her marriage with Test, Stephanie McMahon finds out that she secretly wed Triple H at a drive-in in Vegas Timofey Mozgov-style while she was unconscious. As if that wasn’t enough, Hunter asks Vince how many times he thinks he raped Stephanie while she was passed out. Definitely not one of the most tasteful storylines in history. With that said, I loved it.
>Wrestling Video of the Week: Paging Dr. Austin…Featuring Mr. Socko
Posted: March 23, 2011 by Keith Stone in Slobberknocker, Stone Cold Steve Austin, videos, Vince McMahon>
With Mr. McMahon laid up in the hospital with a busted foot, he had a few visitors come to say hello. First up, Mick Foley did his best to spread the cheer with his new friend Mr. Socko. Then, it was time to talk to the doctor.
>Wrestling Video of the Week: David Arquette World Heavyweight Champion
Posted: March 15, 2011 by Keith Stone in David Arquette, Slobberknocker, videos, WCW>
Snooki guest-hosted Raw last night and did a decent job. She also worked her way into a match at Wrestlemania XXVII. It’s still not greatest guest spot of all-time.
>Wrestling Video of the Week: Stone Cold Beer Truck
Posted: March 9, 2011 by Keith Stone in Slobberknocker, Stone Cold Steve Austin, videos>
Looks like Stone Cold Steve Austin is going to join The Rock at Wrestlemania as a guest referee in a few weeks. Austin is arguably the most popular wrestler of all-time and I definitely appreciate him more now as a guy who’s had a few Steveweisers than when I was a kid. However, I still always loved this moment. As Vince and Shane McMahon gloated with The Rock about how bad Stone Cold was going to get it at Wrestlemania XV, the Rattlesnake had other plans.
BONUS VIDEO: This gets points for JR’s announcing and non-stop puns.
Rainman Suite 