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2012 Giants WEEK 10 – Bungled

Posted: November 12, 2012 by Keith Stone in football, NFL
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Bengals 31, Giants 13

This was about as bad as a football game could get. Despite the score, the Bengals didn’t really do much. They didn’t have any extended drives or big plays other than the first A.J. Green touchdown. They were brutally efficient, however. Anytime they got the ball in Giants territory, they converted, and they got the ball in Giants territory way too much.

The Bradshaw fumble was an absolute killer. Up until that point, I still thought the Giants were in control. Then, Eli starts treating the ball like it’s a hot potato and the game is over. Not giving the ball up has been key to the Giants’ good start so it’s baffling why they would start doing it against an also-ran like Cincy. This is the first time all year that they really seemed like they were pressing and I hope it’s not because of what people are saying in the press.

Who knows what the “problem” with the Giants is? I think Eli’s struggles are overrated. The offensive line struggled a lot and didn’t give him much time. Perhaps Snee’s injury is a concern. The dropoff from Sean Locklear to David Diehl might also play a part. I love Diehl. He’s a Champion, but at a certain time, you have to move on. That’s something Coach Coughlin is going to have to think about during the BYE.

And can we please get some more Andre the Giant? He is killing it every time he gets the ball. I don’t think Bradshaw is toast but I really feel that the Giants are a better team when Brown gets a majority of the carries. Whether or not he blocks as well is another aspect, but this is another thing to analyze over the BYE. The Giants need a spark and he could be it.

As a Giants fan, you still can’t complain. Your team is in first place by a game-and-a-half and the rest of the teams in the division look like clowns. Still the last two games were so uncommon for what we’re used to. Or is it? Is this just the second-half swoon that the Giants always have for some bizarre unknown reason? Or is 10 games in a row without a bye for an injury-depleted team just too draining? These guys better get their rest on and a few reinforcements, like Kenny Phillips, back because the first game up is against Green Bay and they’re definitely gonna be in a bad mood.

After Lawrence Taylor won his court case this week against the 16-year-old prostitute that accused him of forcing himself on her, he said he wanted to go home and “to concentrate on my own broken life and try to repair that.” Since he retired, he’s been battling his demons with addiction but seemed to have everything under control after taking up golf. Yes, golf. I spoke to a well-known sports memorabilia honcho once who claimed to be good friends with LT and he told me that Taylor channeled his addiction into a passion for golf. It stoked his competitive fire as he played as many rounds a day as he could.

Of course, he fell off the good boy wagon with this latest arrest. It may not be as bad as drugs, but it’s still bad. Regardless of whether he knew the girl was underage, LT put himself in a terrible situation and is lucky to come out of it relatively unscathed. He’s one of the best of all-time on the field. Let’s hope he finds a support system that keeps him out of trouble.

So here’s my plan. Let’s start a company whose sole purpose is to find LT golf partners. I’d pay a couple hundred bucks to play a round with him and I’m sure other people would too. Can you imagine the stories he’d tell out on the links? While we’re at it, this company could find him a more legitimate ladyfriend every once in a while. Seriously, let’s hope he gets better and if you happen to be a friend of Lawrence, PLEASE KEEP HIM BUSY AND PLAY GOLF WITH HIM!!! It’s sad to see legends fall down. Too bad this picks legend has no shot of slowing down. Let’s do it…

Stone: Eagles
The Falcons aren’t as good as their record.

Slumdeezy: Falcons

DRK: Falcons

Rory: Falcons
Who doesn’t love a birdfight? By the way, a “birdfight” is when you take a shot of Wild Turkey and a shot of Grey Goose, and let the birds fight it out in your stomach.  I usually take the Grey Goose shot first, but your mileage may vary.

DP Animal: Falcons

Phanatic: Falcons
But eagles win, Vick will magically have one of his strong games again and live to see another week as a starter.

Stone: Dolphins
The Fins will have their vengeance.

Slumdeezy: Jets

DRK: Dolphins
Tim Tebow gives me bonerz.

Rory: Dolphins
Teams before their bye week are 1-13 against the spread, and the Jets have a bye next week.

DP Animal: Jets
I really have no idea about this game.

Phanatic: Jets
By a TD.

Stone: Redskins

Slumdeezy: Steelers
After getting to see RG3 perform awesomely against my team last week, it’s hard to pick against him, but it’s Pittsburgh at home.

DRK: Steelers

Rory: Redskins
The Redskins nearly beat the Giants last week, and I don’t really like the Steelers.  Plus, as Simmons says, pick the NFC over the AFC (although don’t listen to Simmons for gambling advice).

DP Animal: Redskins
I just don’t think the Steelers are very good.

Phanatic: Steelers
Home field advantage is huge in this one.

Stone: Giants
Eli is king.

Slumdeezy: Giants

DRK: Cowboys

Rory: Giants
I believe this line started with the Cowboys favored.  Regardless, I’m still picking the Giants, but I’m not as confident as I was week 1.

DP Animal: Giants

Phanatic: Giants

Stone: Saints
I’m sure the Broncos will be down 20+ at some point in the game. The question is: can they come back again?

Slumdeezy: Saints
Sure the Broncos will be fresh off the bye, and I actually think they’ll pull it out–just not by a touchdown.

DRK: Saints

Rory: Broncos
Allow me to do the opposite of what I said in Redskins/Steelers pick.

DP Animal: Broncos
The 3-3 record hides the fact that the Broncos have actually played quite well despite a brutal schedule.

Phanatic: Saints

Stone: 49ers
Is it possible for John Skelton to throw six pick-sixes?

Slumdeezy: Cardinals

DRK: 49ers

Rory: Cardinals
These stinkin’ Cardinals games cause my picks record to be terrible.

DP Animal: 49ers

Phanatic: Cardinals
This spread seems unfair for the Cards at home.

Stone: 24-18 (Last night: 4-2)
DP Animal: 21-21 (3-3)
Slumdeezy: 21-21 (4-2)
Rory: 19-23 (3-3)
Phanatic: 18-24 (3-3)
DRK: 15-27 (2-4)

Last week’s picks

Goodbye Brandon

Posted: March 9, 2012 by Keith Stone in football, NFL
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The Giants released Brandon Jacobs today after the two sides couldn’t agree on terms of a restructured contract. The Big Blue salary cap situation is pretty tight and Jacobs had to go at the expense of signing an impact free agent or two in the offseason. Such is life in the cap era of the NFL. The big man has had his share of ups and downs over seven seasons as a Giant, but he was an important part of two Super Bowl teams and that can never be taken away. I met him once at a bar in Albany during training camp and he was a genuinely nice guy. I’m pretty sure he was violating curfew but then again Coughlin probably has lights out at 8:30. Keep dancing, Brandon, and thanks for the rings.

It’s like Brandon Jacobs said, Gisele needs to shut up and look cute. It doesn’t matter what your husband does. You don’t criticize his co-workers, much less if it’s at a public setting like the Super Bowl. People in Boston are starting to turn on Horse Face and I don’t blame them. No Titles since the Golden Boy got Leo DiCaprio’s leftovers. Thanks. Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!

Hey, Tommy Boy, how’d your week go?

Welker, Welker, Welker, Welker, Welker drop…
Welker, Welker, Welker, Welker, Welker drop…
Welker, Welker, Welker, Welker, Welker drop…

Trivia Time: Canyon of Heroes

Posted: February 9, 2012 by Keith Stone in football, NFL, trivia
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The Giants went down the Canyon of Heroes for the second time in four years on Tuesday. While nowadays this honor is reserved mainly for Championship teams (sorry Jets), in the past it’s held celebrations for Presidents, returning war heroes, foreign dignitaries, and even Albert Einstein. That brings us to our Question of the Week. Get it right and I’ll dump some ticker tape on your head. The answer, as always, is after the jump.

What was the last non-sports Canyon of Heroes parade?


Giants 21, Patriots 17

As the ball soared in front of me and the clock ticked down to zero, I had no idea what was going to happen but my hopes were high. Moments later, DeSean Jackson waltzed into the end zone effectively ending the 2010 Giants season and putting the finishing touches on a 21-point comeback in the last 10 minutes of the game.

The 2011 Giants came into the season with as little momentum as it seemed possible. Their big signing was center David Baas. Two important pieces in the offense, Kevin Boss and Steve Smith, had left via free agency and the Giants made little effort to re-sign them. Osi Umenyiora was unhappy and looked like he might get traded or sit out. The offensive line was reshuffled with unproven youngsters after Shaun O’Hara and Rich Seubert were cut. Half the secondary was in the ICU.

Something wonderful happened in the weeks since then, as the Giants emerged as Champions and the most memorable New York sports team in recent history. It certainly wasn’t easy. Critics counted them out. I’m even ashamed to say that I counted them out when the Cowboys took what seemed like an insurmountable 12-point lead in the final minutes of their game in Dallas. But these Giants learned to persevere and more importantly finish, and nowhere was this more evident than at Lucas Oil Stadium on Sunday.

The Giants played well during Super Bowl XLVI, but surprisingly had a tough time finishing after jumping out to a 9-0 lead. Penalties led to a few aborted drives and pretty soon the Pats had a 10-9 halftime lead. I was not a happy camper watching Madonna as New England efficiently went down the field to end the half and were preparing to receive the ball after M.I.A. was done expressing herself.

Then, the Patriots went down the field again and the Giants continued to stall. It felt like we should have been up going into the final quarter instead of down 2. All of a sudden, the magic was back. Welker and the rest of the Pats’ receivers forgot how to catch, Eli became the best quarterback in the NFL, and the defense shut down Brady’s last desperation drive.


It was an unbelievable team effort, and that’s what I’m going to remember most about the 2011 Giants. There were so many contributors and each one was selfless in the way they played for the greater good of the team.

You have to start at the top with Eli Manning. His stellar regular season went under-the-radar but that was fine by him. He threw for the sixth most passing yards in NFL history in 2011. Does anybody even know this? I can honestly say that I am supremely confident whenever Eli throws the ball, which is incredible because as little as five years ago he was as wild as Rick Vaughn. Plaxico Burress and Jeremy Shockey used to have to consistently bail out his errant throws. Now, he’s as precise as an atomic clock. It’s a testament to his work ethic and preparation that he was able to accomplish this. I always said that if Eli was able to get his completion percentage over 60%, he’d be a superstar. This year, it was 61% and 65% when it mattered most in the playoffs.

Despite all the heroics in the Super Bowl, I’d say that Eli’s signature game of the 2011 season was actually the NFC Championship against the 49ers. He didn’t have the prettiest stats, but he got up every time he got hit. That means a lot. He proved his toughness and didn’t let the continued hits affect his game. A lesser QB would have wilted. Eli threw a touchdown on third-and-15 when his team was on the ropes.

Then, there’s the whole “elite” deal, which was about as overblown as DJ Pauly D’s hair. When everyone made a big stink about it, Eli didn’t say a word. He went out on the field and proved that he was elite. That’s how a man handles his business. Is he better than Rodgers and Brees? I don’t know, but he’s damn close. Does it matter? In the final six do-or-die games, Eli threw 13 touchdowns and 2 interceptions. It may have been the greatest run ever. Who cares if he had a clunker against the Redskins?

If I had to go down the field to win a game, I’d want Eli Manning on my team and not one of the other top QB’s (many of whom have subtlety choked in the past few playoffs).  That pass to Manningham to start the final drive was more accurate than a cruise missile. And really, is there a more likable athlete than Eli? He’s so low key and secretly funny. Even if he wasn’t a two-time Super Bowl MVP, I’d want to be buddies with him.

The Hydra of Justin Tuck, Osi Umenyiora, and Jason Pierre-Paul was perhaps the greatest catalyst for the Giants’ resurgence after their 7-7 start. Tuck finally accepted that his nagging injuries weren’t going to go away and played through them. Osi also played with various ailments, including a bruised ego, but nonetheless put up great numbers and many a quarterback into the ground. And of course, JPP emerged as one of the premier defenders in the league. Did I mention that he’s still learning how to play football? When the Hydra was together and healthy, opposing offenses were stifled and the Giants’ linebackers and secondary, which were both at less than full strength, had the little extra help that they needed.

Hakeem Nicks and Victor Cruz proved to be an unstoppable tandem. You can cover one, but just know the other is going to run roughshod. Cruz may have got the most attention and deservedly so for coming out of nowhere to become a star, but Nicks is a monster too and was saddled with some injuries throughout the season. Mario Manningham has been known to make a catch or two every once in a while as well. More importantly, did he complain when his role was reduced after Cruz emerged? Nope. Now a free agent, Manningham is going to make some money.

Ahmad Bradshaw and Brandon Jacobs did not have a good season, both on and off the field. Bradshaw struggled with another broken foot while big Jacobs had a tough time getting fewer carries, and the running game was ranked last in the NFL, shocking for a team that had prided itself for many years on being able to run the ball. They picked it up a bit in the playoffs, and had their one great game of the season in the Super Bowl. Plus, Bradshaw is now responsible for one of the biggest plays in Giants history. If David Tyree had the Helmet Catch, he has the Butt Touchdown. D.J. Ware wasn’t half-bad in Bradshaw’s stead, either.

There’s too many other heroes to count, and probably many that we’ll never know the full extent of their actions. Jake Ballard had Kevin Boss’s big shoes to fill and did so admirably. His sliding catch to beat the Patriots in the regular season was incredible. Michael Boley stepped up as a leader and would not allow the linebackers to fall apart after they were hit hard by injury. Mathias Kiwanuka came back from a serious neck problem to become a force again. Chase Blackburn was ready to become a substitute teacher and ended up plugging a massive hole in the defense with a great interception in the Super Bowl. Greg Jones, Jacquian Williams, and Mark Herzlich were rookies thrust into big situations and they responded. Williams may have had the biggest play of the season with the strip of Kyle Williams.

Kevin Boothe came off the bench and toughened up the offensive line after it struggled to start the season. Henry Hynoski was consistent and reliable at fullback. Mitch Petrus filled in as needed as offensive linemen got banged up but never compromised the integrity of the line. Antrel Rolle sure as hell talked a lot, but he backed it up. Aaron Ross came through after a rough start to take Terrell Thomas’s spot. Chris Snee was his usual self at right guard. I don’t think I heard his name once throughout the season and that’s the best compliment an offensive lineman can get. Dave Tollefson kept the pressure on even as various members of the Hydra went down. Corey Webster was great all year and pretty much the only sure thing in the Giants’ defense.

Lest we forget special teams, Devin Thomas had not one, but two big fumble recoveries in San Fran and became a special teams stalwart after he was stripped of his kick return duties.  Lawrence Tynes hit big kick after big kick in tight spots. Steve Weatherford proved to be a really good punter and even better at keeping the team loose. Weatherford’s hold and Tynes’s kick in the rain in San Francisco was another unheralded achievement in a season full of them. Without any of these players, the Giants don’t win the World Title. They all had a hand in it. Some little, some big, but they all mattered.

Coach Coughlin once again knew which cards to play at the right time. After the debacle of 2010, the Giants were a fragile group. His overarching message of finishing was just what the team needed to hear. It’s no surprise that the team had eight fourth quarter comebacks. Even when times were tough, he never panicked and his faith paid off. After being maligned much of the season, offensive coordinator Kevin Gilbride (née Killdrive) and defensive coordinator Perry Fewell also finally came through. I was critical of Gilbride most of all, but he called his best game of the season in the Super Bowl.

Last but certainly not least, General Manager Jerry Reese did a masterful job assembling the pieces of the team. He knew which players he needed back (Bradshaw) and which he didn’t (Boss and Smith). He didn’t go out and overspend on a marquee free agent. He didn’t overreach for Plaxico, a move that may have affected the chemistry of the team. His drafting paid off, and even his small moves, like signing rookie free agent Herzlich and bringing back Blackburn, worked out. Quiet by nature, Reese uncharacteristically declared the Giants a playoff team before the season started. He was right and although he doesn’t like accepting too much credit, he deserves perhaps the most of all.


The haters are coming out and saying that the Giants were lucky. Welker dropped that pass. The Pats couldn’t recover either fumble. Kyle Williams shouldn’t have let the ball touch his leg. The fact of the matter is this: any team that wins the Super Bowl is going to be lucky. The Giants were pretty evenly matched with the other top teams in the league. When that happens, sometimes luck is the deciding factor. However, the Giants didn’t make many mistakes and when they did, they covered them up. Could be lucky, could be preparedness. All I know is that the Giants were very unlucky with injuries and somehow managed to win it all. I don’t hear anybody talking about that.

I’m not a football historian but this has to go down as one of the wildest seasons in NFL history. It seemed like every game came down to the wire. Some ended well, some didn’t. I was miserable most of the season. I felt like the team wasn’t playing up to its potential. Whenever it seemed to hit a turning point in the season, the next game was a disaster. The term “second-half swoon” kept being thrown around and made me cringe. But as the season was coming to a close, the Giants finally remembered what their coach had instilled in them.

Like Coach Coughlin said, it’s all about finishing. From the amazing two-touchdown comeback against the Cardinals, to two game-winning drives in New England, to JPP’s blocked field goal in Big D, to overtime against the Niners, and eventually Eli’s 88-yard drive to win the World Title, that’s what they did. At any point, something could have gone wrong. A ball fumbled, a pass dropped. The Giants wouldn’t be Champions, just like they let DeSean run wild in ’10, failed to show up at the Giants Stadium finale against the Panthers in ’09, and let Plaxico distract them from repeating in ’08. However, the lesson of the past was now firmly understood in the present and the Giants would not be denied.

With that 88-yard touchdown drive, the Giants had achieved greatness, 88 football weeks after they had the last time. Their legacy will not be that they were a lucky football team, much like that ’07 team will no longer be viewed that way. The New York Giants, led by their elite quarterback, are a great football team that deserves all the accolades they’ve achieved and will achieve.

As the ball soared in front of me and the clock ticked down to zero, I had no idea what was going to happen but my hopes were high. Somehow, though, I just felt that this year was going to be different.


It’s Eli. From 7-7 to World Champs, there’s only one QB in the NFL that could lead the ultimate comeback.

New York Football Giants 21, New England Patriots 17

The Giants are on the verge of their eighth World Championship. Here are five ways to make that dream a reality and bring the Lombardi Trophy back to New York.

1. Hit the Golden Boy – This is obvious. The more pressure Tom Brady faces, the harder it’s going to be for the Pats’ offense to get going. Brady doesn’t like getting hit. Period. Like JPP said, when the defensive line knocked him down in their regular season matchup, it changed the way Mr. Bundchen played the game. However, New England will likely try to keep the passes short and utilize their tight ends to minimize the impact of the Hydra. Forget about sacks. If Tom Brady is on his ass throughout the game, it bodes well for the Giants.

2. Don’t count out Gronk – This kid is crazy. They’re going to shoot him up with so many drugs and the adrenaline is going to be surging. There’s no way he’s not playing, and playing well. He’s going to get his catches but the important thing is to make sure he’s tackled and can’t run wild after the catch.

3. Protect Eli – The offensive line allowed far too much penetration in the NFC Championship Game against the 49ers. Sure, they were playing against an incredible defense, but there’s only so many times Eli Manning can get hit. These guys have been a huge question mark all season and the biggest reason the Giants have lost games. They have to work together to give their QB time to make plays down the field and allow the offense to…

4. Remember the run – It’s tempting to just air the ball out against the Patriots and their secondary. I’m sure the Giants will take their shots. However, even if Bradshaw and Jacobs can’t get much going, they need to keep pounding and wear down New England. Having a running game will keep the Pats from focusing entirely on the Giants’ receivers and a well-timed play-action can only happen if there’s a legit possibility they’re going to run.

5. Defense wins Championships – We all know that both offenses are great. However, whichever defense can slow the other team down and make stops is going to win. You can never overlook defense. When these teams played in the regular season, it was tied 0-0 at halftime. This game might not be the high-scoring shootout everyone is expecting. The right defensive stop at a key point could be the difference between hoisting the Lombardi Trophy and going home empty-handed.

“See that look in their eyes, Rock? You gotta get that look back.”

Back in 2008, I imagined the Giants’ season as Rocky III. It was based mainly on the fact that they stunned what seemed like an impossible opponent the year before. 2007 was Rocky II. Makes sense. In 2009, they would surely beat the Moscow Bolsheviks and their notorious quarterback Ivan Drago.

None of the parallels really hit, though. The team started 11-1, running roughshod over the NFL. Weren’t they supposed to get overconfident and lose their swagger, only to find that hunger and emerge on top? Wait a minute…

Then Plaxico shot himself. It was the Mickey dying moment. He was such a core part of the team, they couldn’t survive without him. The Giants stumbled through the 2009 and 2010 seasons, halfheartedly making an attempt to reclaim the Title. Other teams like the Saints and the Packers wanted it more.

Eventually, something changed. Whether it was the renewed commitment amid the fallout from the DeSean Jackson game or simply the re-stocking of the wide receiver corps with Hakeem Nicks and Victor Cruz, the Giants look stronger than ever and ready to take on anyone that will get in their way for a second Championship. It wasn’t easy and by no means complete. But the players on this team have that look in their eyes, from the young guys to the veterans. Now all they have to do is finish.