Does anyone know why Spike Lee is dressed like Kung Lao from Mortal Kombat had a black baby with Diane Keaton? Stick to the Landry Fields jersey, Spike.
Not His Best Joint
Posted: May 8, 2012 by Keith Stone in basketball, NBATags: basketball, fashion don't, Knicks, NBA, NBA Playoffs, Spike Lee
Rangers-Capitals Game 5 Quick Reaction
Posted: May 8, 2012 by Keith Stone in hockey, NHLTags: hockey, NHL, Quick Reaction, Rangers, Stanley Cup Playoffs, Washignton Capitals
Rangers 3, Capitals 2 (OT). Rangers lead series 3-2
Valeri Zelepukin couldn’t have done it any better. There’s not much more that can be said about this one. Amazing effort by the Rangers for not giving up until the final buzzer. I still have no idea how Brad Richards managed to sneak that puck by Holtby but he’s worth every penny. Then, Staal in overtime with the absolute blast that we’ve been waiting for all series. Stunning. Unbelievable. Epic.
If the Rangers had lost, I’d be writing about how their power play was absolutely anemic and the amount of time they hold the puck looking for the perfect perfect shot is about as frustrating as having a girlfriend on her period. But they didn’t, so I won’t. Loved the way they came out to start the game but you have to get more than one goal in the first period. Again, I thought the refs did a horrendous job absolutely missing calls against the Capitals, but what else is new? The Rangers have to keep getting the pucks on net. Holtby is good but he’s prone to juicy rebounds. I can’t imagine a team being able to rally from a crushing defeat like this but Washington won Game 4 after the triple OT game, so I’m not ruling anything out. All I know is that when King Henrik and the Blueshirts play their best, nobody can beat them.
Knicks-Heat Game 4 Quick Reaction
Posted: May 6, 2012 by Keith Stone in basketball, NBATags: basketball, Knicks, Miami Heat, NBA, NBA Playoffs, Queen James, Quick Reaction
Knicks 89, Heat 87. Heat lead series 3-1
Rejoice, 11-year-old Knick fans! You have seen your team win a playoff game! Amar’e and Melo came up big today. I formally accept the apology of Amar’e Stoudemire after he came out and played like a man. The Knicks looked like a team that wasn’t ready to go home for the summer and that’s all you can ask for. Most importantly, they played with pride and with the Garden behind them, there was no way they were losing. Here are some random thoughts:
– It’s going to be tough with only Mike Bibby and Toney Douglas at the point but that’s no reason to rush Lin back. You can’t risk a major injury on the off chance that the Knicks can come back from three down to beat the Heat.
– The refs once again called a horrible game. If Queen James is driving down the lane and shoves Landry Fields as he’s making his move, it should an offensive foul. You can’t push somebody with your off hand if they get in your way.
– I’m not a fan of the “Beat the Heat” chant at the Garden. Isn’t that kind of acknowledging that the Heat are superior? We don’t need special chants for our opponents unless it’s “[insert name here] sucks.”
– Again, I never thought the record was a huge deal but it felt great getting the win out of the way so there’s no need to think about it ever again. Now we can just worry about playing hard. If the Knicks had lost Game 4, I would have said the season was a failure, but now there’s a (very small) foundation of positivity that can be built on. Little by little, the Knicks’ stigma of losing and the stink of Isiah Thomas is going away, and it’s going to be easier to attract talent and eventually contend for a Title. Right now, I’m just a happy fan.
Rangers-Capitals Game 4 Quick Reaction
Posted: May 5, 2012 by Keith Stone in hockey, NHLTags: hockey, NHL, Quick Reaction, Rangers, Stanley Cup Playoffs, Washington Capitals
Capitals 3, Rangers 2. Series tied 2-2
Same script as Game 2. It was a pretty solid, evenly matched game. The refs called a questionable penalty at the end and missed a couple on the Caps. The Caps scored on the power play and now we’re going at least six. It was a real blown opportunity because this could have effectively put Washington out of it. King Henrik didn’t play his best game. All three goals were stoppable but I’m sure he was still feeling the effects of triple OT. The kid Kreider blew it on the first goal but he’s a kid and you have to take the good with the bad. The game-winning goal hurt because Callahan had a chance to clear the puck but instead had it poked away. And that’s the game.
The Rangers need to come out guns blazing in Game 5. The first period today was unacceptable and they were lucky to only be down one goal. If they play every game like they did for the first half of the second period, they’ll win the Cup mark my words. This game sucked but it’s not as demoralizing as Game 4 against the Senators. Blowing that two-goal lead really hurt and carried over into Game 5. This time I don’t think it’s going to happen. There’s really no margin for error anymore.
Slobberknocker: Brock Breaks the Ring
Posted: May 5, 2012 by Keith Stone in videosTags: Big Show, Brock Lesnar, Slobberknocker, videos, wrestling, WWF
Thinking back to Brock Lesnar’s first stint in the WWF, one moment sticks out. Not the botched shooting star press at Wrestlemania XIX or getting booed on his way out the door at Wrestlemania XX, but a match against the Big Show on Smackdown. Why’s that, you ask? Because his superplex off the top rope literally collapsed the ring. It’s an incredible physical feat, especially when you see how much bigger the Big Show is than him. With Lesnar’s eventful first month back in the books, let’s hope he has a lot more moments like this.
Knicks-Heat Game 3 Quick Reaction
Posted: May 4, 2012 by Keith Stone in basketball, NBATags: basketball, Knicks, Miami Heat, NBA, NBA Playoffs, Queen James, Quick Reaction
Heat 87, Knicks 70. Heat lead series 3-0
I was pleased with the way the Knicks played. I know they lost by 17 and put up a stinker in the fourth quarter, but what do you expect? Three starters are out, they’re playing what should be the best team in the NBA, and Melo was off. The D and effort was there, mainly in the first half. Guys like J.R. Smith and Mike Bibby were holding their own, but when Jorts is in a do-or-die playoff game, things are not going to end well. The fact is the Knicks need Melo to go off to win a game and with nobody else in the lineup able to score, the Heat can harass him. They may be bitches, but they’re not stupid.
I don’t give a shit about the record. Who cares how many playoff games you win or lose in a row? We don’t have any rings and that’s all that matters. It’s a different team that lost to the Raptors and Nets. If we won a game in 2004, it wouldn’t really make any difference. I wish people would shut up about it. The take away from this game is that the Knicks aren’t going down easy. Also, how does Queen James have any fans outside of Miami after all the whining he does after every call against him? He’s really upping the crybaby antics. They’re at a Sidney Crosby-level. He better watch himself because the refs don’t take kindly to that. I prefer the Jordan death stare but maybe I’m just old school.
Somebody Finally Said Something Smart on Fox News
Posted: May 4, 2012 by Keith Stone in politics as usualTags: Fox News, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, politics as usual, Shep Smith
Politics is weird. And creepy. And now I know lacks even the loosest attachment to anything like reality.
Nothing is more facetious than politics, as exemplified by Mitt Romney’s statement on Newt Gingrich dropping out of the race to become the Republican Presidential nominee. These guys were trashing each other for months and now they’re BFF’s? People can talk all the shit they want about reality TV but I’ve seen more realism on The Hills and Basketball Wives than in Romney’s statement. I’m glad Shep Smith called it like it is. Too many commentators would play along and take the statement at face value. Viewers follow their lead and that’s how we get nuts like the Tea Partiers. Politicians are people too. If they don’t have real thoughts and emotions, like it appears Romney lacks, then they shouldn’t be President.
Rangers-Capitals Game 3 Quick Reaction
Posted: May 3, 2012 by Keith Stone in hockey, NHLTags: hockey, NHL, Quick Reaction, Rangers, Stanley Cup Playoffs, Washington Capitals
Rangers 2, Capitals 1 (3OT). Rangers lead series 2-1
Wow, I need a cigarette. Amazing game on both sides. Both goalies were phenomenal (and lucky). Both teams showed heart and grit and played hard for every second. It could have gone either way but luckily the good guys won. Gaborik’s been struggling throughout the playoffs and just hasn’t looked like himself. But as the overtimes wore on, he seemed fresh and finally connected. Hopefully, this gets him going for the rest of the series. The Rangers really need his production.
With Stu Bickel in the doghouse, the other defensemen had to come up big and they did. Ryan McDonough playing over 50 minutes of quality hockey is insane. He was on the ice for longer than a regulation basketball game! What a machine. Of course, Girardi and Staal were great as always, and Callahan was always there to put his body on the puck. Lost in all of this is that King Henrik had another stellar performance. Some of those shots in overtime had a lot of traffic and he picked them out of the air like it was nothing. I’ll be honest, though. When Ovechkin’s shot hit the post and the lights and sirens went off, I thought it was over. Some nights the posts are just on your side.
The important thing now is to carry the momentum into Game 4. The Rangers can’t give the Caps any breathing room heading back to the Garden like they did to the Senators, especially after the draining game tonight. It’s just a good things there’s a few days off now.
May Andersen: Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum
Posted: May 1, 2012 by Keith Stone in dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuumTags: dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum, May Andersen
Rangers-Capitals Game 2 Quick Reaction
Posted: May 1, 2012 by Keith Stone in hockey, NHLTags: hockey, NHL, Quick Reaction, Rangers, Stanley Cup Playoffs, Washington Capitals
Capitals 3, Rangers 2. Series tied 1-1
This was a tough one to lose. After Del Zotto and Callahan tied it up, I figured it was ours for the taking. Then, the silly penalties. I see how they got called but if the refs are going to call them on us, they should call them on the Caps as well. Or maybe I’m just seeing things through my Blueshirt-colored glasses. Ovechkin’s game-winner was a rocket. Kudos to him. It was shocking seeing King Henrik misplay that second goal. It was the first goal in the playoffs that was totally his fault but it reminds you that he’s not perfect, especially when he’s handling the puck. It looks like this series is going to open up a bit. The Rangers need to keep playing their game. They hit some posts and that second goal shouldn’t have happened, otherwise they’d have been winners. No need to change anything too much.










