Breast cancer awareness month is taking over the world. Every player in the NFL is already wearing pink cleats, hats, gloves, you name it. Not to be outdone, Missouri State painted their ice pink. Either that or they play hockey on jello.
First Skins [NSFW], now this. I really need to move to England.
Scary Trailer Park: Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Posted: October 5, 2011 by Keith Stone in Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Trailer Park, videos
It’s October so welcome to the Scary Trailer Park. Although really when you think about aren’t all trailer parks pretty scary? The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a fucked up movie. Fucked up. It was filmed for like $8 which makes it look even freakier. They probably went down to some old lady’s house and shot everything there as is. It’s the raw setting that just adds a level of darkness to everything. The two scenes that really get me are when Leatherface first appears (so sudden) and the dinner (just weird). Leatherface is so fucking scary and the grandpa is beyond words. Tobe Hooper must’ve had a very disturbed childhood.
Sean Avery was waived by the Rangers yesterday. He had a tumultuous and controversial two stints with the Blueshirts spanning five seasons, but will definitely go down as one of the most memorable players in team history. He could be an asshole one day, then stand up for gay rights the next, all while looking stylish and checking out women’s handbags. I’ll miss him. Here’s some Avery highlights from the 2008 Playoffs to remember him by.
Yankees-Tigers ALDS Game 4 Quick Reaction
Posted: October 5, 2011 by Keith Stone in baseball, Detroit Tigers, MLB, MLB Playoffs, Yankees
Yankees 10, Tigers 1. Series tied 2-2
A.J. for Cy Young!!! As much as his season sucked, he pretty much justified his being on the team with just this one start. I always knew he could do it (with a little help from Grandy of course). What two insane defensive plays. Either ball drops in and the season is possibly fucked. The first one was a nice recovery after starting in the wrong direction, but the second one was just him going all-out and not wanting to go home for the winter. Everyone played great D knowing that they had to have A.J.’s back. That’s a team. It was all clicking. Even A-Rod and Teixeira got hits. Hopefully, the momentum carries over to Game 5. We just need another solid start from the Supernova and to chip away at Fister until the Tigers bullpen hits the mound. Mystique and Aura better pick out some nice outfits because the Stadium is going to be rocking on Thursday. Al Alburquerque, come out and plaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy!
THIS COULD BE THE GREATEST NIGHT OF OUR LIVES!!!
Posted: October 4, 2011 by Keith Stone in baseball, MLB, MLB Playoffs, Yankees
So what if A.J. Burnett is taking the mound tonight? It’s not like the Yankees are going up against Cy Young. It’s Rick Fucking Porcello. He had a 4.75 ERA this season. The Yankees have the most dominant lineup in baseball. A-Rod and Teixeira will snap out of it. They just need a little luck. They’re not gonna win if everyone’s crying and complaining about the last two games. The past is the past. The only thing that matters is this one game right now. Let’s all send our good vibes to A.J. He doesn’t need to be incredible. If he can get through five innings without giving up a ton of runs, it’ll be enough. I’m not giving up.
Shannon Tweed: Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum
Posted: October 4, 2011 by Keith Stone in dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum, Shannon Tweed
The Queen of Cinemax, Shannon Tweed, married KISS rocker Gene Simmons over the weekend after a 58-year engagement. What better way to celebrate than to stare at her half-naked body? Shannon starred in movies such as The Naked Truth, Night Eyes 2, Night Eyes 3, and Body Chemistry 4. There was nothing better as an nine-year-old kid than to watch one of her softcore erotic thrillers late at night. The trick was to have the remote close by to change to a little Snick in case Mom and Dad were around. Although Shannon is 54, she still has it going on. Plus, she can tell us what the 80’s were like. Dayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
I Hope Chaz Bono Doesn’t Do This [NSFW But Awesome]
Posted: October 4, 2011 by Keith Stone in Cinthia Fernandez, dancing
On Argentina’s version of Dancing With the D-List Celebrities, Cinthia Fernandez broke it down like she was the lovechild of Michael Jackson and Deena from Jersey Shore. Starting out clothed, she did not end up that way. I wonder if Fios has an Argentinean channel? If the Yankees lose, I’m throwing my weight behind Cinthia like I’m CC Sabathia. Who needs the World Series? Cinthia is on fire. Here’s some more of this chica caliente.
Breaking News: Kids Who Drink On Facebook May Drink In Real Life
Posted: October 4, 2011 by Keith Stone in booze, Facebook, the kids
Most studies that researchers do are idiotic. 58% of New Yorkers like the Yankees! Thanks, chief. Now get a real job. But this new study that was released is by far the worst I’ve ever seen. The geniuses over at the University of Wisconsin have deemed that students who had Facebook postings related to alcohol were more likely to be considered “at-risk” for alcoholism. I would tell these researchers to get a life, but what else is there to do in Wisconsin besides drink, eat cheese, and do stupid research studies?
This is the most obvious thing I’ve ever heard in my life. The kid that posts, “Just drank three sixers of Old Style. I’m ready to go to College Gameday and taunt Lee Corso,” might be a bit at-risk. If a kid posts a pic chugging from a bottle of Georgi, he might drink too much. Don’t we all in college? It’s like saying the stripper with the huge implants probably has some daddy issues. We don’t need a researcher to tell us this. So put away your supercomputers, scientists of Wisconsin, don’t judge, and crack open a cold one.
Trivia Time: Comeback Edition
Posted: October 4, 2011 by Keith Stone in baseball, MLB, MLB Playoffs, trivia
The Yankees are down 2-1 to the Tigers. That brings us to our Question of the Week. Get it right and you get a champagne shower. The answer, as always, is after the jump.
Which was the last team to come back from a 2-1 deficit in the Divison Series? (and a hint: it was not the ’06 Mets)
Rainman Suite 